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Ok this is really horrible. One time this guy asked me out at a party and I said yes. Well, he came to pick me up after a few days and when I opened the door he called me by my twin sister's name! I told him i wasnt her and what my name was. He said " Oh, I thought you were _______". Anyway, to make a long story short, he apologized and we went out anyway but come to find out, he was a newly hired co-worker in my sisters office and thought he was really asking her out, he wanst even aware she had a twin sister. All he did the whole date was talk about her, about how he always looked for her when he passed by her office and how pretty he thought she was. Then he said, "Oh, your pretty too, you look just like her". I was mortified. I didnt say much the whole date because he was too busy talking about my SISTER for me to get a word in edgewise. When he finally took me home, now this is the really good part, he told me he had a good time and was sorry for the confusion one last time, and then, of all things, asked me to ask my sister if she would go out with him!!! AHGGGGG! I told him I would see and shut the door. I then immediatly called my sister and told her the whole story. She, of course, died laughing and warned me that if i gave him her number she would kill me. To this day we laugh about it and she says she is the "prettier twin" and I threaten to show up at her work and really freak her secret admirerer out!

2006-08-28 06:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by trebobnagrom 3 · 0 0

Went with this guy to a lounge for some drinks. Every time I turned my head I could swear he was rubbing himself. At first I thought I must be seeing things but sure enough, each time I would turn my head he would rub himself. I finally turned around and said to him "Are you touching yourself ?". Then it was time to go the hell home.

2006-08-28 12:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0 0

I girl I was sweet on finally relented and went on a date with me.

I took her to an upscale restaurant.

As I was buttering the toe of my French Bread, it popped out of my hand and did a half-gainer into her cleavage.

i don't remember anything after that.

2006-08-28 12:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was on a blind date and my friends told me she was hot. Well, they lied apparently, she was so ugly. Fat, two moles on her face. She wore clothes two tight for her. Holes were in her pants, shirts, and shoes also. She wore thick plastic glasses. Her hair was ugly. She talk about school and how awesome (yeah imagine that) it was. She talked about barney and all that junk. We went to resteruant and she talked about m*s***b**ion while I was eating, SICK. I went to the bathroom and my friends were in there. I was suprised. But they said, "We'll give you $50 if you give her a kiss, tell her that she is sexy, hold her hand and tell her she's the love of your life." I said, "$100" "$75" they said. "Deal" i responed. they put a mike on my to make sure i would say it and a car would following behind us when we leave to make sure I say it when she is there. We left the resterunt, hopped in the car and I said it to her. I gave her a kiss, she held my head to her face she spit in my mouth, stuck her tounger in my mouth and slobered all over me, she pulled away and said wow sexy boy... I hopped out of the car ran to my friends and said go!!!! Then the date was over.

2006-08-28 13:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus Freak!!! 1 · 0 0

He told me he had recently gotten out of a mental hospital. On-line dating gone wrong.

2006-08-28 12:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by mollyneville 5 · 0 0

literally, everyone makes me uncomfortable so i ddi the next best thing, I moved to Tora Bora.

2006-08-28 12:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by megaherzfan 4 · 0 0

well i went out on this date one time and this girl who was nice well just say this i took her out to eat at a clasey resturant well we setting there eating and she picked her nose and ate she thought i didn,t see it but i did and it was gross but i told her that i felt sick and need to go home i never seen her after that

2006-08-28 12:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by bubba 2 · 0 0

when the guy begged, yes begged, me to have sex with him. I was in a cab REAL fast.

2006-08-28 12:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sharp Marble 6 · 0 0

WITH A GUY THAT HAD A GUN UNDER HIS SEAT

2006-08-28 13:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by STEPHANIE R 1 · 0 0

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