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`I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL`

2006-08-28 06:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by English Rose 3 · 0 0

My name.

2006-08-28 12:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Pete T 3 · 1 0

My name along with date of birth and the following-
Loving Mother
Faithful Friend
Honourable Daughter
Loving and Faithful wife(if married at the time)
Lie in Restful Peace

2006-08-28 12:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0 0

In tiny little letters, so you have to stand real close to see it....
"Get off me you fat f*ck!"

Depending on how rich I am when I die, I might evn go to the expense of having a sound system built into the head stone, responding to weight sensors just under the ground in front of my headstone. I'd have it rigged to go off when someone stood in front of the headstone to read the inscription and it'd say, in a loud booming voice..... "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! GET OFF ME AT ONCE!!"

What can I say? One final laugh for the road......

2006-08-28 12:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by tazzyspamazzy 2 · 0 0

You did so much wrong in your life you have to come back for a hundred years to do better.Then when i'm back make sure to do enough wrongs to go through it all again.xxxand again,and again etc.xxx

2006-08-28 13:52:54 · answer #5 · answered by allwoman 2 · 0 0

Loving Mother...)(

2006-08-28 12:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by MissKathleen 6 · 0 0

Loving mother and an excellent friend. Thats really all you have in life.

2006-08-28 12:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Becky 3 · 0 0

Here Lies James. Died aged 112, shot by his lover's jealous husband.

2006-08-28 13:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He was a Good Man

2006-08-28 12:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by Israel G 3 · 0 0

Now I stand in his presence

2006-08-28 12:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by Commander 6 · 0 0

I always new something like this was going to happen

2006-08-28 17:19:37 · answer #11 · answered by Tony P 2 · 0 0

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