One I remember from childhood:
Tom took a drink of water
But he shall drink no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
2006-08-28 03:23:45 · 10 answers · asked by Sweetchild Danielle 7 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Chemistry
TOO MANY GREAT ANSWERS ... I HAVE TO PUT THIS ONE TO A VOTE.
2006-08-31 01:30:13 · update #1
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of drinks As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
2006-08-28 03:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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RE:
Heard any good chemistry jokes lately?
One I remember from childhood:
Tom took a drink of water
But he shall drink no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
2015-08-16 18:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie found some dynamite;
Didn't understand it, quite.
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days!
(By the way-- I don't usually make personal remarks about other people's avatars, and I hope this doesn't offend you, but if that really is your photo, you've got lovely shoulders. It really is an attractive and effective picture.)
2006-08-28 03:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do white bears dissolve in water?
Because they're polar!
(I love lame chemistry jokes)
2006-08-28 06:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by cactuar2k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a Rabbi, a Priest and a chemist on a plane travelling coast to coast when suddenly the cabin fills up pungent smell. The Rabbi says: It's sulfur dioxide quick ventilate the cabin.
The Priest says: No It's Carbon monoxide ventilate the cabin.
The chemist says. Holy Moses, Mary and Joseph we're all going to die!!
2006-08-28 03:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Salami and Orange Juice 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two protons walking down the street, one bumps into the other. The latter says "Hey, buddy, I lost an electron, and the former says "Are you sure??". The other one replies "I'm positive".
A neuton walks into a bar and orders an ale. He asks the bartender "How much will this cost?" Bartender says "for you no charge".
Bond, Ionic Bond: Taken, not shared.
That's about all i got.
2006-08-28 03:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by I Am That Yankee Doodle Boy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
People don't like me. I used to be an indole and then someone substituted my Nitrogen for Arsenic - now everyone calls me an arsole.
2006-08-28 04:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a chemistry cartoon?
http://www.mrseiler.org/cartoons.html#Bases
Or:
http://www.mrseiler.org/cartoons.html#Cat
My personal favorite:
http://www.mrseiler.org/cartoons.html#Attraction
2006-08-28 03:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Bob G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old Chemists never die. The just fail to react.
2006-08-28 05:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by borscht 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2006-08-28 03:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋