my **** is raw and chapped and everytime i fart i secrete a funny white liquid that smells of sour milk. sometimes its bubbly other times smooth.
This happened after pursuing my hobby of cycling, I've tried sudocream but nothing helps, lately i've been having urine leaks when I fart too. What should I do. I'm to embarrased to visit the doctor and my girlfriend refuses to kiss it better!!
2006-08-28 00:54:20 · 15 answers · asked by bearerofknowledge 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Ooops just happened again!
2006-08-28 01:45:19 · update #1
If this is genuine you do need medical attention. A fistula could have opened between your urinary tract and your bowel. If a joke- steal a kiss as she sleeps.........
2006-08-28 00:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Thinker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing you do is this!
Throw the bike in to the nearest river, or lake, or ocean if it suits you best.
Next, get your fanny perpendicular off to the nearest clinic, or hospital ASAP.
And DON'T ask your girlfriend to KISS IT BETTER.
She'll taste the funny white liquid that smells of sour milk.
Do you want this?????
Do you like the taste of her "You know what", when it's her time of the month.
I DON'T THINK SO
2006-08-28 08:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by KingCucamonga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you are full of it on the bike story... ROTFLMSEAO.... well first off admitt to your girl that you are bi or if there isnt a girl you are gay.. (here ill go first IM GAY..) see easy.. second off.. next time use lube doesnt have as many bad effects.. and another cream doesnt ever help most any situation.. try witch hazel pads called tucks.. they are meant for your hiney.. then chain the "bike" up a while and go see your damn DR immeadiatly..
next time make up a better story,....
lol...
Lata,
The Rev
2006-08-28 10:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by fallen_goth_boi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bit of a yeast infection to me !!!! buy CANESTAN and maybe a panty liner for leakage tee hee
2006-08-28 08:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by tinkerbell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a boyfriend with a smaller bulb.
2006-08-28 08:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame your g/f, go see a doctor you having something going on that needs medical treatment.
2006-08-28 07:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by cam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consult a good Urologist..
2006-08-28 08:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have left the saddle on your bike mate. I had to add I'm pml at this please be a joke or you are in some bad ar se trouble.
2006-08-28 07:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, looks like you need an asshole tuck. Or mabye some asshole-suction. Or mabye an anus lift!!
lol
2006-08-30 00:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by toronto_guy77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol u r obviously bored and in need of a laugh very funny
2006-08-28 08:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by lyndsey ww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋