What would you do?
2006-08-28 00:39:00 · 14 answers · asked by DKS 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I don't do Starbucks...their coffee is nasty.
2006-08-28 00:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by auntcookie84 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go of course! How often does the devil buy god a cup of coffee.;
2006-08-28 07:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that these mythical characters existed...
If i can remember correcttly "god" was supposed to be all-knowing and created the devil knowing exactly who he would turn out to be before god even created him right?
god is supposed to be all-powerful, so if god created something that later turned out "evil", it is because god intentionally wanted "it" to turn out that way otherwise why would god create it in the first place.
Given those facts, god would be a complete a.s.s for not getting coffee with his own creation.
So if i was god, i would say, sure my son lets grab some coffee, why not?
2006-08-28 07:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I'd think, "Oh no you don't...you ain't puttin' me in the middle of this!" Then I'd say, "Why Starbucks?" (Because I'd be suspicious)...then I'd say, "Okay!"...order my coffee to go and duck out the back door (they didn't notice because they were too busy keeping an eye on each other) Then I'd write a letter of apology to God and hope He'll forgive me. :)
2006-08-30 20:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say no because the devil is the master of deception and disguise. The cofee may be laced with something and who's to say he's taking God to Starbucks? He could be taking him to another dark realm of hell to get some cofee.
2006-08-28 07:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first i would say why not, but then on second thought why should i go to his place cuz israel is the devil, and starbucks encourage israel financially, so i won't go to starbucks, maybe to a parkor somewhere else.
or i'll say :"maybe another time"
2006-08-28 07:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd have said him,"GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
But let me first correct my BIGGEST MISTAKE ,SON !!!!
Which I made by CREATING U!!!!!!
So U better improve yourself or else I'd have to cut down on your allowance so that U've NO BUCKS to pay for STARBUCKS or any GOD-DAMN thing U want to waste MY MONEY ON!!!!!!"
YOURS LOVINGLY
GOD(A thoroughly Dissapointed DAD!!!!!)
2006-08-28 10:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Great! I wanted to go over and finalise the schedules for the Apocalypse and Judgement Day."
2006-08-29 13:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Saffren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say
"Starbucks! How about somewhere neutral?"
2006-08-28 07:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by zephyrescent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as hes buying- anything for a free drink
2006-08-28 16:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋