2006-08-28 00:27:33 · 20 answers · asked by rob w 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
I do sometimes miss the bowl and hit the seat, floor, wall and sink.
2006-08-28 00:36:07 · update #1
This is probably because she doesn't want you to urinate on the seat and/or leave the toilet seat up. Why don't you just make sure to lift it before you pee and be sure to set it back down for her when you're finished?
2006-08-28 00:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kami 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called shut the door and lock it. Wow, you need like dr. phil or something LOL.
I totally just changed my mind, you're a grown man and you can't pee in the toilet? Then you need to sit down until you act your own age and get it in the bowl, it's a big bowl, kinda hard to miss
2006-08-28 07:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by rushorty417 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what are her reasons for making you pee while sitting down? Are you feeble? Do you pee all over the floor? If your in good health and dont pee all over everything there is nothing wrong with standing up to her and standing up to pee.
2006-08-28 07:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by lori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Pee standing up if you want and clean up after you miss. Or sit down and shut up!
2006-08-28 07:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Robert P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the big deal... if you aimed your dick right in the first place she would not be so pissed(no pun intended) at you.... till you learn to aim just sit down and shut up.. the fact that you cant clean up after yourself says a lot... and tell your wife/girlfriend just how sorry you are for making her clean up after you...
2006-08-28 07:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by bluedanube69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your wife make you get on all fours and make you eat and drink from a bowl on the floor too??????????
Hey PAL,
Show a little.........At least a little testosteral fortitude, and tell your wife that it's time to stand and pee like a MAN.
NOW COME ON, GET WITH IT...........
2006-08-28 07:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by KingCucamonga 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you were emasculated by anything it's the fact that you let your wife tell you what to do. Pansy.
2006-08-28 07:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by guineasomelove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does ur wife watch u take a leak as well ???
i mean if u want to stand up and piss go right ahead its not like she will be there everytime watching u .
good luck
2006-08-28 07:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she looks like a hundred dollar bill I would sit too!
2006-09-01 06:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you want to stand up have her inspect you aiming for the toliet bowl,another great laugh for me this morning thank you.
2006-08-28 08:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by nanny2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋