I hope so.
That'll screw my pension fund.
2006-08-27 23:49:23 · 24 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, maybe. Maybe you'll want to start investing those pension funds into organ cloning farms, because by my calculations you're going to go through about 7.8 kidneys and at least three bladders. Of course, your willie may fall off long before that, in which case you'll probably opt out and take advantage of the euthanasia program which I'm sure will become available long before any suitable willie donors are located for you.
2006-08-28 08:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by no one here 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think at some point you begin to experience diminishing returns.
Look at it this way - Somewhere between your current age & 150(and you've got a birthday coming up soon, no?), you're bound to lose your lovely looks, your sex drive, and your ability to chew solid food.
When that happens, you'll never get anywhere with the opposite sex (even if Pob's mother is still around). So what's the point of living to 150 if you're completely past it & can't get laid?
You may want to re-think your logic despite your pension fund.
2006-08-28 09:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow - cool!! Yes, actually you will live until 3,057 yrs if you keep drinking 17 pints of cider every day. You may need a replacement liver and kidneys though - LOL!
Does it work with beer? If so, I may live to a ripe old age too!!
2006-08-28 07:15:18 · answer #3 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only if you are a 149 years old now. Otherwise not a cat's chance in hell as you're bound to end up with a defunked liver so best blow your pension fund whilst you still have the chance. Slang!
2006-08-28 06:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by wildwind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the loopy juice are we try dropping some change in a glass of cider it does the same to your brain it ll be as clean and shiny as the day you were born
2006-08-28 21:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, you're wrong.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
if the doctor is cute, f*ck the fruit!
2006-08-28 06:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do, you'll have a lot of nights left to get drunk and go ranting on Y!A....
I really don't want to witness that. Guess I just had my last glass of cider.
2006-08-28 07:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drank alot of vodka yeasterday. Dont think its had the same effect though, im in pain....alot of pain.
I'll try the cider tomoro and get back to you....lol
2006-08-28 10:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love cider so hopefully we will both live to be 150
2006-08-29 10:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by kimalison11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's going to be 60 years with Alzheimer's. You won't have a clue how old you are.
2006-08-28 20:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋