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My husband has been having mood swings lately and his belly is huge. He took a pregnancy test and it reads positive.

2006-08-27 23:38:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

20 answers

Where's he gonna keep the baby?? In a box??

2006-08-27 23:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by MK6 7 · 3 1

Well if I thought this was a serious qeustion and since I know it's not.. I can honestly say when it comes to mood swings, that yes, men do have them once a month, it's all about the great wonders of hormones.. They are only human ; ) .... As far the big belly, some stomach crunchies and lay off the dip and chips and maybe the beer and that should do the trick.. and even if a test could come up postive on a male, you know d*** well that test isnt a safe one to recommend to any woman.....

2006-08-28 07:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Karma 2 · 0 0

Might be subconscious sympathy. Have you taken a test lately?

If men could get pregnant, there'd be BC on the market that was guaranteed 100% effective or the company would pay $1,000,000, without questions, for pain/suffering and life upset.

2006-08-28 06:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by auld mom 4 · 1 0

A very Pregnant Silence, is my answer!
(I saw a film some time ago, where a guy, anxious to hide some disease from detection, switched sample of urine in the med lab, and, was declared pregnant by the doc based on the wrong sample of urine, comedy film, comedy 'cos of the impossible situation!)

2006-08-28 06:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1 0

ROFLMAO!!!
I wish! Men could use a reality check! Is why when I play the Sims2 I use a hack to make all the men pregnant instead of the women.

2006-08-28 07:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by jobie023 3 · 0 0

And where can you put a baby in a man's bully???? Man can't be pregnant and pregnancy tests are not always right (as you saw...)

2006-08-28 06:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jacala 2 · 3 0

I've heard too many crazy people , and u r at the top!!!!
Ur husband could have weight gain , intestinal obstruction , liver enlargement or even cancer ( seriously ) .
But pregnant !!!!!!!!, ha ha ha

2006-08-28 06:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Moon_light1985 2 · 2 0

You're the same one that posted in the Male Health board about 'cutting off your own penis'

Did you cut off you husband's penis??

2006-08-31 18:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by pianomany2k 1 · 0 0

Him Bob!i m clueless bout ur husband's case bt yes a male can be pregnent!even dere had been 1 named kevin

2006-08-28 06:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Moni 1 · 1 1

What kind of a question is that? Can a cow fly? No! Can a guy be pregnant? Same answer!

2006-08-28 06:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by itsdefinitelyme31 2 · 2 1

oh god how can man be pregnant? its un naturally i do not think so . but he may have something in his belly . do not worry .

ahmed

2006-08-28 06:46:32 · answer #11 · answered by ahmed a 1 · 2 0

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