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The bleeding has already stopped for 48 hours now. It still hurts. I can't pee.

2006-08-27 23:35:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

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Now go buy a vagina

2006-08-27 23:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Manera 4 · 1 0

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2016-05-21 23:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

yeah right,if you cut your penis off you would be laid up in a hospital 48 hrs ago and still be there if you didnt go to the hospital you would have died,good joke,keep them coming.

2006-08-28 01:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by nanny2 4 · 0 0

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2016-06-25 15:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Bette 3 · 0 0

Get to a doctor. They may not be able to reattach the penis, but they can reconstruct something for you to urinate while you are undergoing a psychiatric assessment.

2006-08-28 00:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0 0

If you cut off your penis, how much did you cut off?

Did you cut it completely, or leave a little stub?

And are your testicles in tact?

You idiot...now either glue your penis back in, or grill it.

2006-08-31 11:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by pianomany2k 1 · 0 0

Panic my friend go into panic mode..... after that start reading "Living a full life as a Eunuch"

2006-08-27 23:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ace 2 · 0 0

If you seriously did this, which I doubt, you'd be in the hospital from blood loss. Get a life.

2006-08-27 23:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by c.grinnell 3 · 0 0

Find a hobby-you need a life other than making up crap to post on yahoo.

2006-08-27 23:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by super stud 4 · 0 0

BobJons you seem to be a lady whose penis have you cut?

2006-08-28 00:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by a j 2 · 0 0

cut ur testis too and become a eunuch chakka khojha50-50

2006-08-27 23:52:00 · answer #11 · answered by discover 2 · 0 0

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