I show him signs of the cross.
When a liberal approaches me I show him signs of reality.
Will this save me?
Or am I doomed to have the life sucked out of me one way or the other?
2006-08-27 22:45:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
DANE, I have to hand it to you. That was hilarious.
2006-08-27 22:52:38 · update #1
Well Utah Dustin, you have proven my point. After you are bitten by a vampire, you become one of the living dead.
HAHAHAHA !!!!!
2006-08-27 22:54:57 · update #2
Vampires fear the cross , liberals scorn it
Vampires are not reality , liberals ignore it
Doomed ?
No !!
Show him the sign of the conservative , the up raised digit !
he'll whine , curse and cry, damn you to hell .
But, he'll slink back under his rock in defeat , until next election year .
2006-08-27 23:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Republican and happy to be so, but liberals are really sucking me in their direction over the last few years. I might become one! I'm already a liberal republican at best! So, just like vampires, liberals may look bad on the outside, but actually might be a really good group to join! Just don't fight it, that won't get you anywhere!
2006-08-27 22:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by DustInCarroll 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, anyone who doesn't have your view MUST be wrong and therefore demented and demonic. A lot more liberals are into magick than conservatives. That shouldn't suprise you. You should tell them libs how they are stupid, infantile, and wrong because your view doesn't agree with theirs. Make yourself a nice, big, assinine target. Someone will take care of you eventually.
2006-08-27 23:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you are a filthy pagan if you believe the superstition of vampires. Everyone knows that before the armageddon, evil spirits don't take material forms, but form a pack of 7s and possess people.
Secondly, ... Just forget it.
2006-08-27 22:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by dane 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Vampires do not fear the cross and liberals have the power to twist reality to suit them.
2006-08-27 22:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by xtowgrunt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Show the liberal the sign of the cross as well...this has a similar effect on him ;)
2006-08-27 22:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ms T 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You have it mixed up. Liberals fear the cross and vampires fear reality.
2006-08-27 23:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick! run into your kitchen and look under the sink... See all of those containers, its liquid candy... drink it!
2006-08-27 22:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by mixwithanything 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ignore all of them because they cannot really affect you -- if you will not let them.
2006-08-27 22:54:25 · answer #9 · answered by Kanda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, u answered urself in the last line ;¬)
2006-08-27 22:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Caprisco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋