What should I do now?

Question

Yesterday I asked a question about a dream I had (chq it for more info) and I did as one guy told me and put the hamster in the shoe filled with raspberry slushie (made from ice chipped out of my freezer). The hamster was a little shocked and ran under my TV cabinet and I thought never mind and went to bed. When I woke up today I was watching TV and there was a loud pop. I checked behind the TV and the hamster had chewed through the TV cable and had been electricuted. I'm not sure what to do as it was my freinds hamster and he has gone on holiday..also my girlfreind will be upset as the TV doesn't work and it's the second one I've broken in six months...Please help!

Answer 1

Take the Hamster and put it in a blender, make a puree with it and add sugar to get a jam like consistency. Put it in a jar and present the jar to your friend. Tell your friend that you are sorry about what happened but that you now have a never ending supply of pretty tulips for him/her. Get your friend to place a little of the jam you bottled in the garden and wait a while. There will be some beautiful flowers in the spring. Every body knows "when its spring again , i'll bring again tulips from hamster jam" You can also pick some of the tulips as a present for your girlfriend solving both problems in one

Good Luck !!!

Answer 2

First of all why the hell would you put a hamster in a shoe with slush? That's animal abuse. Buy a new hamster and get the tv fixed. If you don't have money than find a job or fix it yourself. Or you can leave everything as it was a just give the money to your friend so he can buy a hamster he wants. But you have to get the tv fixed-hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

Answer 3

you could try and buy a hamster that looks really like the old hamster and also buy the same tv that you had before.

Answer 4

what you should do is this... grind a hole in the hamster cage, torch the T.V. no accelerants as the fire brigade will suspect arson, call the fire brigade very quickly as you don't want the whole house to burn down, put a plaster on your finger and the moment you see your mate poke yourself in the eye to cause tears, tell him hammy gnawed through his cage and you tried to catch him and little hammy bit you and ran behind the T.V. and chewed the wire and under no circumstances wear the slushy shoes as he may smell a rat, or possibly a dead hamster.
I should be a solicitor really.
if you build it they will come.

Answer 5

Next time, think before taking other people's stupid advise.
This time, apologize to your friend and offer to buy a new hamster. Don't try to replace the one you killed because your friend will know, besides he might not want a new one so soon.

Answer 6

Claim on the insurance for the telly, buy a new hamster the exact size and colour and bobs your uncle.

Answer 7

You are on your own matey.No seriously,you could perhaps console your friend with a new hamster,and about the television try Ebay.

Answer 8

You're screwed!! You're friend is going to disown you and your girlfriend should get rid of you. You need to to learn to think before you act. Perhaps you should have read about hamsters before you decided to take care of it. Had you done that, you wouldn't be in this mess.

Answer 9

I'm confused, !!!!!!!! putting a hamster in a shoe with slushie?? did you do this or dream this? either way it's cruel..... I would say STOP EATING SO MUCH CHEESE!!!!

Answer 10

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

out of the kindness of your heart, you hampster-sit for a buddy and the little rodent starts destroying your propetry?

I think this guy owes you a new TV.

you can probably appease the gf with a nice bunch of flowers:
http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Shaggy/A591.html