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It was one of the first things I picked up as a bright 2nd grader. My Kindergarten teacher told me that I could teach the class. I could most likely teach the liberal population many things back in my younger years. I know I could figure out my gender.

2006-08-27 18:40:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

There is one on here claiming to have a Master's degree that still can't figure it out. I won't name names because it might embarrass someone that taught him in special-ed courses.

2006-08-27 18:42:38 · update #1

18 answers

Most liberals aren't as bright as they think they are.

2006-08-27 18:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 9

It isn't just liberals that can't figure it out. It's a pretty common mistake for liberals, conservatives, and everyone inbetween. My mom, the retired English teacher and current Democrat, always had to spend LOTS of time on synonyms with her students.

your, you're
there, their, they're


Those are probably the most commonly mixed up ones.

So, Mr. Skerry, do you have anything to actually bring to a political debate, or are poor attempts at insults the best you can do?

2006-08-27 18:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by cool_breeze_2444 6 · 7 0

Hah! That's funny coming from some one who voted for a president that took 5 years to learn how to properly pronounce the word nuclear, and still forgets to chew before swallowing pretzels.

Do liberals really have atrocious writing skills or do they just find it not worth their time to proof read and edit answers and questions for people who figure out what they're trying to say.

In other words, it just may be that you're to incompetant to read through minor grammatic erors without having to slow down and be behind everyone else!

2006-08-27 18:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonimo 5 · 8 0

You are nit picking for no other reason than you can not attack what is written - are you sure your not a stero type of a PMS-ing woman who should in fact be teaching Kindergaden.

The purpose of speech and of launguage is to comminicate. Did you understand what was being said or had you remained so stuck on punctuation spelling and grammar that you were rendered unable to proceed?

2006-08-27 18:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by Trout 2 · 6 0

I'm a Liberal and I know the difference...

"You're" A Fool

If not for "Spell Checker" "Your" real IQ would show

If "Your" Teacher really said you could teach the class, she was a bigger moron than you

"You're" a typical Conservative...since you can't explain away all of the stupid decisions made by "Your" Conservative Administration, you find preschool ways of attacking the other side

2006-08-27 21:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by MSJP 4 · 3 1

You mean much like the question you posted here, then had to correct?

"How many liberals on here are avid readers of Karl Marx's works?

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***YOUR*** dream lady?

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Actually it seems like Hitler would condone baby murder. Have you liberals ever read history? You'd see you were much closer to him. He liked socialism, also.

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Isn't Joey a boy's name? Another liberal confused with their gender

2006-08-27 18:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

And, yet you can't spell embarrass correctly. You also omit commas when necessary. It seems, Mr. Skerry, you aren't as smart as you would like to believe.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

2006-08-28 02:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by Baby #3 due 10/13/09 6 · 3 0

No, you shouldn't embarrass yourself, even though you are the one you are talking about...

Here, I'll use the correct usage of your and you're for the person who used it incorrectly:

1) You're an idiot.
2) You're a moron.
3) Your intelligence doesn't exist.
4) Your brain is on layaway right now.

That is the lesson for today....

2006-08-27 18:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by linus_van_pelt68 4 · 8 1

When Dan Quayle can spell potatoe and George Bush can pronounce nukuler.

2006-08-27 19:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

"I admire John Kerry's military record". President George W. Bush.

What kind of "American" mocks decorated American war heros?

You're not really American, are you?

You're only half as smart as a bananna slug.

The reason YOUR intelligence is so low, is because when you stuck YOUR head up your posterior, you didn't hold YOUR breath.

2006-08-28 03:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's not just liberals. It's conservatives, Mormons , Catholics, Jews, Anabaptists, Afro-Americans, Hispanics, bowlers, blondes, readheads, cowboys, politicians, bankers, etc., etc.

2006-08-27 18:47:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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