late at night when my wife is sleeping, i sneak outside and put small twigs up my butt. then when ever my wife wants to have sex i pull them out and scream "what is wrong with me?" it takes her mind off sex. am i wrong for doing this?
2006-08-27 17:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by man4u 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You need to be careful wihen you pull the twigs out cuz you might accidentally pull out your colon. When I was an E.R. nurse they brought a guy in with a twig-fetish and he accidentally ruptured his anus and shi* out his colon.
2006-08-27 18:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you avoiding sex with your wife? Do you need help?
Delilah is right. You are running the risk of a rupture in your ****. If it turns septic, you will face more problems!
Whatever is troubling you, there is a solution, but what you are doing now is not a long term one.
Contact me if you need help.
2006-08-28 01:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by G.T. L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(woah, is that a joke?) Why don't you just be honest with her?You should stop trying to avoid your problems and just get them out there- then be done with it. It may be difficult at first- but at least you only have to do it once.
I know you're probably just afraid to tell her- but i can guarantee that it'll be alot easier than shoving twigs up your crack. : )
2006-08-28 00:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by danica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy, I am telling you some of these questions are really getting crazy. Go to sleep.
2006-08-28 00:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about wrong, I mean whatever floats your boat. But it's definitely strange.
2006-08-28 00:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That got you off my butt-e list.
2006-08-28 00:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by Teacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch out for splinters
2006-08-28 00:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by volleyball55morrow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...i don't even want to know what else you're going to post in here.
2006-08-28 01:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, you are off the hook! are you bored? this will make everyone here laugh!
2006-08-28 00:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by DONNA'S NIGHTMARE COME TRUE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your crazy. i hope this is a joke. ya know ha ha ha
2006-08-28 00:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Jenny*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋