When I clean the bus station bathrooms, sometimes I see gigantic turds that are over a foot long and bigger around than a beer can. I'd like to know how to make a turd that big because I think it would be funny to leave one in the toilet at my friend Sherry's house and then not flush. Does anyone know how the giant turds are made?
2006-08-27 16:02:30 · 17 answers · asked by Cornfunkel 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
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2006-08-31 00:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Turds
2016-10-30 10:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well ! I saw some women eats lots and don't go for toilet for three four days and filly pushes out huge and tight turd which attracted me most. dehan
2014-12-15 16:50:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dehan 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes first you eat all bran, then rice, then apples and bananas for about two or three days. Don't drink too much. You need to get seriously constipated. Your poop experience might even give you hemehrhoids like giving birth good luck.
2006-08-29 21:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Go on craigslist and find a guy that will tear you a new ***. Then you will crap bigger turds
2014-02-21 11:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by BDOG 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
umm i read that this is a start of a condition which could be deadly serious which means you'll be farting non stop all day everyday i mite be wrong i suggest going to a doctor
2016-03-17 03:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Shane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could mix it with baking powder.
That is what makes cookies get really big.
2006-08-27 21:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hold it as long as posible it will back up and make one giant turd. try it!
2006-08-27 16:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by Vodka 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have to get your colon extended; like hair extensions but with your colon, get it all stretched out and then eat a lot and guzzle pepto bismol- I hope I helped you babe!
2006-08-29 20:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by OLIVIA! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fiber. A diet high in fiber.
2006-08-27 16:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋