Do you feel insane on a Sunday night knowing you have to go to work in the morning?

Question

If you do, here is some helpfull hints to get you through the week. What do you think? Let me know!
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat -- with a serious face, of course.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

Answer 1

you forgot one :
Stare at your blank computer screen, blink a few times and then run out screaming Armageddon is here!!


thanks for the fun sunday night!! have a good week ahead

Answer 2

Actually, I work all weekend, so Sunday night is just another night to me.

I love the suggestions, though.

If you work in a public place, it's always fun to tell customers that there's an extra charge to use the bathroom.

Answer 3

Funny stuff. Answering your question so I can look at these later. Didn't really like the last few, but most of them are pretty funny.





If you did them yourself, congrats, if not....fu(k off.

Answer 4

Yes, they are actually contemplating making this a mental illness.

Answer 5

geeee thats a sure fire way to get ur walkin papers


hope u like the words


"YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Answer 6

very funny, thanks for the laugh