I got a customer at the pub where i work and every week i have to insult him, but tonight though i ran out and he says i need to find some new ones. We been doing this for 6 months and i just need to reach semptember 21st or i lose the bet and have to buy his beer all night. He drinks like a fish and i really don't fancy paying!!
so i need just 3 more really good one then i can drink for free
2006-08-27 15:02:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is it in yet?
You have a large pen is...the one on your forehead I mean.
The one in your trousers isn't as big as the one on your forehead.
Shut your mouth & give your a*se a chance.
Has someone far*ed or are you wearing new aftershave?
If you burst all your spots your head would explode.
Just let me get a tissue to wipe the brown stuff coming out of the corner of your mouth, it must be all the sh1te you're talking.
From an outsiders point of view, what do you think of the human race?
I work in a pub too & these are some I use when we get idiots in, although not the first one. I hope these help. Good luck.
2006-08-27 15:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not even a plausible excuse for intelligent life.
If you mother could see you now she'd die of shame.
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
If I were the insult to mankind that you are, I'd become a hermit.
Have you considered turning yourself in as the missing link?
Just a suggestion, side shows pay big money for the likes of you.
2006-08-27 22:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well an insult isnt really effective if your not stating a fact about someone. It all depends on what faults hes got but from his drinking problem i would say as much as you drink, AA should be your home
2006-08-27 22:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by afrprince77 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not saying you're ugly, but if you lived in India you'd be sacred.
If I wanted to hear an a*seole, I'd fart.
I know there are ugly people in the world, but you abuse it.
Have you got any dirty pictures of your wife?.....No?...do you want to buy some?.
My friend says you are'nt fit to live with pigs, but I say you are.
2006-08-28 03:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by bobo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His girlfriend is so ugly every time she looks out of the window she gets arrested for indecent exposure
2006-08-28 04:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by LONDONER © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're like school on saturday, no class. You're so ugly that when you were born the docter didn't know which bloody end to slap. I feel bad for your parents, they wanted children.
2006-08-27 22:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bullet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur so fat wen u got on the bus it did a weelie
its a bit crap but it minght keep ya goin neva know sorry if it wasnt a help lol
2006-08-27 22:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by hiyaihopeicanhelp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one... You are a dreadfully promiscuous libertine and a gluttonous, cantankerously-caterwauling unfortunate occurrence of unprotected intercourse
2006-08-27 22:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are my two favorites:
Ask him if he ever has been caught sniffing his mothers panties. if he says no, say "well you must be really good at it then!"
or
Your momma is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
2006-08-27 22:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by KIMBO 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about : "He's so ugly he could made a train take a dirt road".
2006-08-27 22:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋