2006-08-27 14:27:17 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Smurf DNA is very similar to a small mammals DNA. They have litters of children and reproduce incestuously. Obviously they are not asexual since there is a female smurf. Duh!!!
2006-08-27 14:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought Gargamel made the Smurfs. Maybe that was just Smurfette.
2006-08-27 14:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by Salem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The smurf 'grandfather' -- the one they called 'Pappy' in later episodes -- was actually their mother. It's a little known fact that smurf females age quickly and grow massive amounts of facial hair.
Are smurfs Italian?
2006-08-28 13:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you I have been wondering that for years. Is Papa Smurf a kindly patriarch or some sort of twisted cult leader who keeps smurfette all to himself. The rest of them are obviously gay, plus they are commumists too.
2006-08-27 14:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Unknown Oscillator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gargamel created the Smurfs, you smurfing smurf smurfer.
2006-08-27 14:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Edward F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurf hookers are brought in every weekend and when the hookers have children they are dropped off in Smurf Village.
2006-08-27 14:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smurfette was busy spreadin her love all over the smurf town
2006-08-27 14:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurfette Was been a very busy little girl
2006-08-27 14:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by bisquedog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurfs reproduce asexually, like cells or bacteria.
2006-08-27 14:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by ashcatash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurfette has a condition commonly called nymphomania, and none of the guys are complaining!!!
2006-08-27 14:54:36 · answer #10 · answered by zac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋