How do I stop farting so much?

Question

I have been farting for 3 days straight, its really annoying and just wont stop. The house stinks really bad and the neighbors are starting to complain. I haven't eaten in days and I don't know what else to do...HELPPPPPP!!!!!

Answer 1

I have the same problem!!! Giving my bf the dutch oven treatment gets old after a while!!!!!

Answer 2

You sound like the farting champion of Calivaris county. Try some beano.

Answer 3

BEANS ARE BAD....but the real reason is because you havent eaten, your body id filling with air and converting it into gas and your expelling it from your body....Think of it like this if you werent farting you would probly die, eat some food and it will die down a bit

Answer 4

Are the neighbors complaining of the smell or the sound.

You better have your a*s checked if you can fart so much that your neighbors can smell it.

Answer 5

Beano

Answer 6

go for fibre foods like lettuce , fruits , carrots, cucumbers stuffs...
this things contain natural fibres , which cleans up surface of ur instentines and then eventually outside the body when u
s h i t-out...

This is an ayurvedic method from india ...i read it and implemented it...
so go ahead good luck ...

Answer 7

Get Real, And Stop Jikon in case if you are tellin the truth try to drink water and stop lien

Answer 8

Change your diet and buy an anti-flatulent over the counter medication like GAS-X. If it continues see a physician.

Answer 9

Bottle the gas and open a exploding baloon stand

Answer 10

Stop eating so many gaseous foods! Have you ever tried Beano? I really works!