What's so special about rocks, anyway?
2006-08-27 12:40:37 · 8 answers · asked by fresh2 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Earth Sciences & Geology
Maybe comedy is not my strong point.
2006-08-27 12:43:06 · update #1
I knew I put this in the wrong category.
2006-08-27 12:46:11 · update #2
Boy am I sorry I asked.
2006-08-27 12:57:53 · update #3
Nothing. I'm a rocket scientist during the off-season.
2006-08-27 12:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sean J 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Being a scientist i can say this...
it's hard watching your back when hi-ranking government officials are watching your every move, and every great discovery that may disrupt their monopolies!
Rocks...
I'm currently on a rock art expedition in Canada. Do you know there are rock art drawings found all over the world that are several thousand years old? Some of these show what appear to be alien visitors!
2006-08-27 19:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, but your comedy sucks. Feel free to use these!!!
Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for....Goffaq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under your toga or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The
Palestinians"? ------------------------- It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim?
Because there's no end to those pr*cks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth?
Twelve Muslim women!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved?
The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a dud!"
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Thank you very much, gentlemen.
2006-08-27 19:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sean T 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do you mean what is so special about rockets? not rocks?
Rockets have many parts and are always pushing the limits of technology - it is also a struggle to make something that is basically a controlled explosion safe.
2006-08-27 19:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by rscanner 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing beats a lame joke now and then. Many of the people on this site take themselves way to seriously to ever admit that they laughed.
2006-08-27 20:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you have to speak German.
2006-08-27 19:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quantum neurology?
2006-08-27 19:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by mld m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
huh??
2006-08-27 23:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by idiot detector 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋