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O.K. this is just for amusement. Think about it.
Here are a couple of examples to show you what I mean:

During the invasion of Iraq Donald Rumsfeld went to either Syria or Jordan (I can't remember, I think it was in Syria that he said this) and a journalist asked him a question and he said "the future has changed."

During the 1980s at a Conference leading up to the Meech Lake Accord in Toronto, then Ontario Premier Bob Rae said that the Premiers at the conference had achieved a "high degree of unanimity."

See, things like that. They don't need to be from politicians, but they seem to be so good at this kind of stuff.

2006-08-27 12:38:27 · 8 answers · asked by Sincere Questioner 4 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."-Donald Rumsfeld

2006-08-31 16:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

one reformed dope fiend now employed as a substance abuse counselor say to a client who had a whole list of excuses for that days tardiness "mr. X Im afraid that it is what it is" from which the following extension seemed to flow

it was what it had to be
i was nothing more than you needed me to be

2006-08-27 23:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by ivblackward 5 · 0 0

Oscar Wilde has made me scratch my head more often.

Here is his Quote:

''There's something worse than being talked about & it is 'not being talked about'!

Another perplexing one is from Mark Twain:

" Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain

Now it is time you all scratch your heads!

2006-08-27 14:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My two sisters and I resemble each other quite a bit. When I'm with one sister and someone comments on our looks, I like to say, "You should see my other sister. She looks even more like me than I do."

2006-08-27 12:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1 0

I made this one up myself.A girl in my pool league was wanting information about another member.She said,"If you find out anything before I do,let me know".
My reply, "How will I know if I know before you know,you know"?

2006-08-27 12:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 1 0

HALF EMPTY is HALF FULL and therefore FULL EMPTY is FULL FULL

2006-08-31 06:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by shikaripur 2 · 1 0

life is too short for traffic.........nut i dont remem who said it........

2006-08-27 20:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Stupid is as stupid does." That's some circular logic....

2006-08-27 16:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by livysmom27 5 · 1 0

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