Are these the steps in becoming a democrat?

Question

1st: You have to wake up every morning and smoke a bowl

2nd: You have to believe God is fake

3:You have to know all the characters on the simpsons and south park

4:You have to believe Bush is a terrorist

5: You have to believe all Jews are terrorists

6: You have to blame everything on someone else. Not your fault. Its bush's fault.

7:You have to worship Al Gore

8: You have to love trees

9: You have to drop out of high school

10:Your iq needs to be lower then 30

11:You have to blame Bush for your problems.

Answer 1

Why don't you try out all those steps and tell us if they work.

Answer 2

Nope, false once again Lame brain. I am a democrat and here are the steps..

1. I don't smoke pot, haven't smoked pot since my freshmen year in college.

2. I don't think God is fake , I just don't believe in him

3. Don't watch South Park but do like The Simpson's, good writing and a very successful show. But you probably don't know anything about success.

4. I have never thought Bush was a Terrorist, just a moron

5. I am Jewish so of course I don't think my people are Terrorist, that was a stupid thing to say on your part.

6. When I do something wrong I take the blame.

7. I don't worship anyone, especially Al Gore

8. Who doesn't love trees?

9. I am working on my Masters in Business Management

10. I have an IQ of 98 but who cares

11. Again, I take blame for my own problems.

Try again fart brain. You lost! Ha ha ha

Answer 3

1. Haven't smoked pot since my sophomore year in highschool.
2. I 100% believe in God, just don't believe in organized religion.
3. I have on occasion watched both shows. I find the Simpsons to be extrememly boring. However, some South Park episodeds are funny. Though I couldn't tell you anyone's name other than Cartman.
4. I have never said that Bush is a terrorist, only that he has done nothing to thwart more terrorist attacks on American soil.
5. My sister in law, a couple of co-workers, and good friends are Jewish. Nope, not one of them are terrorist. I honestly have no idea where you pulled this stereo type from!
6. Everything that I do is my own fault, be it good or bad. I blame none of my mistakes or successes on another person. I do however blame Bush for lying to the American people. I blame him for sending our soldiers into Iraq to be killed, when all he was after was the oil. Where is Bin Laden? Isn't that what the original excuse was for invading? 5 years later and we still have no clue as to his where abouts. Nor are we any more secure or prepared for another attack from him. In fact, it's quite the contrary since the majority of our troops are in Iraq.
7. I don't worship Al Gore. I believe he makes some valid points, but I do not agree with everything he says. I worship God.
8. Actually, your right on with this one. I do love trees, they are beautiful, provide shade, and oxygen that is needed for humans to breathe.
9. Did not drop out of highschool. Quite the contrary. I attended boarding school during my highschool years and then went on to obtain a master's degree in psychology.
10. My IQ is actually above 130. And IQ lower than 70 is considered mentally retarded. An IQ of 30 would mean that you suffer from severe retardation, only having the ability to be taught basic life skills such as eating. A person with an IQ of 30 would not even begin to understand what a democrat or republican is. Even I have to admit that republicans have higher IQ's than that.
11. Redundant. I do not blame Bush for my problems. I only blame him for the problems that he has created in this country.

Do not believe everything you hear, stereo typing is only for the ignorant, weak, and simple minded. Anything else you'd like to know? You really should educate yourself and open your narrow mind just a bit.

Answer 4

Boy, oh boy 0 for 11. Another swinging genius. Next week you start kindergarten and your rapid ascent to the top of the world begins. Good for you, stick with it.

Answer 5

Things That Make Liberals Feel Uncomfortable.

Men who open doors for women
Women who intend to get married and have children
Women who where dresses, especially pink ones
SUV’s
Mentioning race in any context
Ann Coulter
Country Music
Mentioning Religion in any context
People who use the word “sin” and not “f***”
Men who where cowboy hats and/or boots
Carl Rove
Tax cuts
Rush Limbaugh
Personal Accountability
The 2nd Amendment
Competition in Education
George W. Bush

Answer 6

Good for you! You actually wrote a question that went beyond the header! It's all bullsh*t but it's a good start! Keep up the good work!

Answer 7

Forgot the part about worshiping proletarian heroes such as Josef Stalin and Bobby Sands.

Answer 8

Looks like you covered the basics!!!

Answer 9

Great start, but you left out a couple

Step #1 is to hate America
Step #12 You have to love the feeling of self-righteousness

Answer 10

Perhaps, this is a better set of "Steps", for you to follow: http://www.angelfire.com/folk/makeadifference/

Doc

Answer 11

To be fair, most Jews are democrats. Loving trees is not just a democrat thing. Many democrats are very educated not to be confused with intelligence mind you. The rest of the list looks about right though.