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He says he can't help it. He looks really huge in his speedos and all the guys are always staring at it. Is he doing this on purpose?

2006-08-27 11:37:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Swimming & Diving

17 answers

ask him if he needs help. It's only the right thing to do.

2006-08-27 13:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Are you sure he's erect? Did you verify this?

He may be well-endowed or really turned on by the sight of all of you running around in your tight little speedos! In either case (depending on his age) he can't help it. It is also possible that he deliberately arranges himself for maximum presentation to see how many of his buddies look, which also may turn him on. In that case, shame on him! Don't stop!

Why, or why wasn't I on the swim team? Oh, yeah. I was a chubby kid. I should have been on the wrestling team!

2006-08-28 03:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 1 0

He simply has a humongous schlong to begin with. Does that answer your underlying question? Does that confirm your feeling that you should get to know him better? He most certainly wants one or more of you to get to know HIM better.

I also notice you never mentioned what you do or see when you shower together before and after practice?

2006-08-27 11:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 1

Probably a piece of sausage. Or a side effect of Viagra,

2006-08-27 11:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by thylawyer 7 · 0 0

Well, some teens seem to be able to control it better than others, I'm very big, and I couldn't control it back in high school, my coach made me wear trunks.

2006-08-28 04:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Document Guy 2 · 1 0

I'd say its time to start look up a little more, no pun intended.

2006-08-27 11:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

He obviously can't help it, can he? I mean, how do you get a h.o. on purpose?

It's just a natural reaction. And a good joke for all! :-)

2006-08-28 02:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Ti 3 · 2 0

I guess he got 10 inches... dude!

2006-08-27 11:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Arcie 4 · 1 0

Maybe that's where he carries his spare socks!

2006-08-27 11:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe the water is too cold, and while he is nipped out, he is also....uh.....well, YOU know........

2006-08-27 17:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by KAMMY 1 · 0 0

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