(sorry this isn't really a question!)
2006-08-27 11:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Seth.G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
two friends were walking through the desert.during some point of the journey,they had an argument;and one friend slapped the other one n the face. the one who got slapped was hurt,
but without saying anything, wrote in the sand.
today my friend slapped me in the face. they kept on walking,until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. the one who got slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.
after recovering from the near drowning,he wrote on a stone.today my best friend saved my life.
the friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him.
((After i hurt you,you wrote in the sand and now,you write on a stone,why))
the other friend replied.
when someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away,but when someone does something good for us,we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.
learn to write your hurts in sand and to carve your benefits in stone
they say it takes one minute to find a special person,one hour to appreciate them,a day to love them,but then an entire lifetime to forget them
2006-08-27 16:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by Aonarach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a little story that might give you a laugh. I live in Ireland, right, and my Dad used to have to travel to the US for business. On the way to the airport, we would pass two castles, one was the (in)famous tourist trap Bunratty Castle, the other was a run-down place in between Bunratty and Limerick city, both were quite close to the road.
My Dad had this silly sense of humour and he really loved to take the piss out of his kids - but in a nice way. So he'd always say 'There's Bunratty now', and a few minutes later, as we would pass the other, run-down castle, he'd say 'and there's Bunmousey'. I'd just say, oh yeah, Bunratty, Bunmousey, whatever, and not even think about it. I didn't get that my Dad was enjoying a little joke until I was 33.
He died when I was 30, but I can still hear him chortling away at this ...
If we can laugh at ourselves, we're doing okay, right?
:-))
2006-08-29 05:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, so an aging farmer only has three sons. One son is an exceptonal writer, one is a wiz on the computer, and one is loving, humorous, and slightly mentally disabled. The father wishes to leave the farm to one of his sons. he loves each of them dearly so he devises a plan to help him decide which one should inherit the farm someday.
he calls them altogether and tell them that he is going to send each of them out into the world with a duck, and whoever can get the most for his duck will inherit the farm someday.
so, the first son, who is praised by everyone for his writing skills takes his duck and places an add in the paper. he returns and tells his father "i received 10 bucks for my duck"
The second son is an internet wiz and an e-bay fanatic and he goes and posts his duck online. He returns and tells his father "some looser gave me 25 bucks for my duck!" he seems very sure of himself.
The third son who is loving, humorous, and mentally disabled goes out into the world with his duck. he walks and walks and wanders around but he still has no idea what to do with his duck. a person goes by and checks him out. "my that is a very handsome duck. i've been looking for one just like that. how much do you want for it? cause ill make you a deal. i'll sleep with you if you give me your duck" well, the third son didn't mind this idea as the other person was quite attractive to him. the two go up to the persons apartment and have sex. the other person exclaims "wow! that is the best sex i've ever had. I'll make you a new deal. i'll give you a duck if you'll sleep wth me" well, the third son still needed to bring something back to his father for the duck so he agreed.
afterwords, he left the apartment and began crossing the street when a giant corporate truck comes barreling down the road directly at him. he screams, drops the duck and barely escapes getting run over.
the third son returns home and the father asks him, "son, you were gone longer than the others. i was very worried about you.i'm glad you have returned. what did manage to get for your duck?"
"well" the son says "see its an interesting story really. cause i got a **** for a duck, a duck for a ****, and 200 bucks for a fucked up duck!"
erm, its a bit sexual, but i hope it made you smile. ^_^
ps wow, i didn't realize they would edit it. the edited words begin with and f and end with a k and rhyme ^_~
2006-08-27 18:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see someone without a SMILE give them one of yours!! Smile at the world, and the world smiles back at you!!!
2006-08-27 18:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just read some of these questions! Some are well funny.
2006-08-27 18:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ne Obliviscaris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. lol
2006-08-27 19:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your cute grey square avatar and that little grin fits you so well!
2006-08-27 18:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it's a cute question!!! Not question... but, you know what i mean! :-)
2006-08-27 18:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
found a parrot in my garden. All it says is f**k off you ugly c**t!!............. Is it yours?
Hope that made you chuckle, it did me!
2006-08-27 21:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by the little ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we only leave once......smile, don't waste your time being miserable
2006-08-28 04:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by watersunsand 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋