Like Amelie cracking the top of a creme-brulee. I personally like squashing pristine cigarette packets, hoovering up things which rattle and piercing the foil on a new jar of coffee.
2006-08-27 10:54:42 · 18 answers · asked by The Global Geezer 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I like having my bum spanked by my wife.
I also like doing my best to take the mick out of Gordon Ramsay.( Celebrity cook - might make chef and human.)
I have a neighbour who is a dedicated anti-smoker, anti blood-sports, anti -alcohol and who abhors any food that is not English; and who once reported me to the police for sunbathing in the nude in my own garden. (You cannot see my garden from her house - she was in the only house that overlooks my garden, as a guest, and I have permission from the owners of that house to indulge my habits apropos nudity). So I put all my empty beer bottles, leftovers from my home-cooked curries (I am a qualified Chef) into bin bags and put them outside her house the night before refuse collection day. I also put a few porno mags into her recycling box, and left the lid off.
2006-08-27 11:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sneaking up behind my cat, and scooping him up, as he thinks he's such a great hunter and so aware all the time. Digging out my ingrown toe-nails (YOU DID ASK!) and hoovering every last damn fibre of dust and dirt, OCD-style, out of my car with the big bad vacuum cleaner at the fuel-station. Knowing EXACTLY how much is in my wallet. There are more, I'm sure.
2006-08-27 11:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE the unpopped popcorn kernals. At a movie theater once, I asked them to dump the little tray at the bottom of their popcorn machine into my bucket. I was delighted.
I like peeling dried glue...off of anything.
I also like the satisfaction of removing the ENTIRE foil seal with the first try off of any food package. (no piercing the foil...peel in one piece!)
2006-08-27 11:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by sexymommyof3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy the sound a plastic bag makes because it sounds like static and I can get off the phone faster that way, LOL
2006-08-31 15:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to crack the foil top off a new jar of gold blend, sniff it mmmmm and have the very 1st cup from that jar.
2006-08-30 00:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by roobies mam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swatting flies with a plastic fly swat. Very satisfying, I hope this doesn't count as cruelty to animals?
2006-08-31 16:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Driving through huge puddles at speed. Especially when no other car has been near them for a while & there are no ripples already.
2006-08-27 10:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha yes I like those things too, but don't we go through a lot of hoovers for our sins.
2006-09-01 05:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely live to crack ice--by my teeth, or by jumping on puddles that have frozen over. Mmm. Satisfying.
2006-08-27 12:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yelling under bridges when trains go over them
popping open new jars
and best of all standing in the rain
2006-08-27 11:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋