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2006-08-27 10:34:04 · 21 answers · asked by Huy T 1 in Pets Other - Pets

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Pink Floyd.

2006-08-27 10:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because pigs have great dreams about getting somehwere else where life is fair, grass is for free and corn is very soft... once I knew a blue pig who had personal problems with his parents (his mother was an alcoholic indolent and his father was always in this great doubt about being or not a transgender pig), the little pig said he always wanted to escape, so he went to the NASA and took a short course on how to fly in outer space without burning his wings... Now he's the happiest pig a human could ever meet... He had great expectations, and he fought for his dreams.. that's why he could fly.

2006-08-31 09:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ank 5 · 0 0

You knew it had to happen one of these days. It just had to. Yes folks, pigs do fly, and not only do they fly, they fly first class. It actually happened October 17th on a six-hour flight from Philadelphia to Seattle that had 201 passengers on board – 200 people and a pig.
Suffice it to say that US Airways is more than just a little red-faced about it. US Airways spokesman David Castelveter said, "We can confirm that the pig traveled, and we can confirm that it will never happen again." He emphasized, "Let me stress that. It will never happen again."
1909
November 4 Pigs fly! A piglet is taken for a 3 1/2 mile joyride in a Short biplane by Lord Brabazon, holder of the first pilot's license in the United Kingdom. The piglet goes aloft in a basket tied onto the plane's wing and bearing a sign: "I am the first pig to fly," though he seemed to have little choice in the matter.

2006-08-27 10:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pigs can't fly because they are aerodynamically challenged...when in front of the National Aviation Committee concerning their application, after the board was able to compose themselves, the Chairman's reply to the application was..."DENIED"...he further recommended that they find another means to "bring in the bacon"

2006-08-27 10:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by jaded_butterfly213 1 · 0 0

the cant so y are you asking y they can? But when they do trust me I'll no my dad always says I can have watever i want when pigs can fly!

2006-08-28 06:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Holly C 1 · 0 0

You mean cant? Because there is no need for them to fly, flying im sure evolved in order for that species to survive..

2006-08-27 10:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by pentalityism 3 · 0 0

They don't but I once read a story where one tried to learn but fell in the river and ended up learning how to swim!

2006-08-27 10:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by CeCi 3 · 0 0

Becuase the U.S. Ariforce is torturing them with Tasers and they want to get the heck away from it.

2006-08-27 10:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by jobie023 3 · 0 0

After so many bong hits anything can fly...
That's how disco survived as long as it did

2006-08-27 10:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0 0

They drank red bull?

2006-08-27 10:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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