How do you feel about me running the Universe and your measly lifes peasants?

Question

when you answer this question, open with Dear Mr. Master ok.

Answer 1

Dear Mr Master,

Dude, might wanna think about switching hair stylists before your global onslaught.

Answer 2

Dear Mr. Master.

OK, go for it. You will only be held to our Earth standards anyway. That is not such a great task, as we tend to conform to every rule that anyone in a "Higher Position" makes anyway. We don't ask questions. We are easily swayed from the real world by modern media. You may in fact, however, run into life forms that are not so stupid, and have to contend with them.

Answer 3

Dear Mr. Master : The world's been waiting for someone like you; and we can only bown down in supplication to your Masterly presence, us peasants us.

Answer 4

"How do you feel about me running the Universe and your measly lifes peasants?"

Yo, Dude. How about you use the word 'lives' not 'lifes'. Your, grammar.

Answer 5

Dear Master Bater,

I would think that someone who runs the universe would not capitalize it, and would know that it's lives not lifes.

As you were- dissed and dismissed.

Answer 6

Woah,like the 70's are over dude,put down the fatty and remove the tinfoil hat and get a life.Is your hair combed forward to hide your balding or what?

Answer 7

You are a piece of work.. You run the universe?? not ...... and as was pointed out it is lives not lifes. I think your just getting laughs over this question. laugh it up

Answer 8

dear mr a s a hole if you ran the world like the way your pic looks we would all be forced to either kill ourselfs or pluck out our eyes. so that would leave us with only one alternative kill you ok asster

Answer 9

Why are you asking us to fart in your mouth or just what is this you are saying. And why would anyone request being addressed as Mr. Turd or am I again missing something here.