What's the funniest joke you know?(nothing tooo graphic, ok!)?

Question

I mean it! no naughtystuff!

Answer 1

Sorta rules my sense of humour out sorry.

Answer 2

MARRIAGE FUNNIES
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another: "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" the other woman replied: "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife: "you know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied: "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy said to his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied: " I don't know son, I'm still paying."
"My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
IHOPE YOU ENJOY MY JOKES. HAVE A NICE DAY....

Answer 3

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly
What animal is suitable for traveling?
An elephant, as it has a trunk
Why did the teacher wear glasses to school?
Because the students were bright

Answer 4

it might not be that funny but here it goes.........whats the difference between a teacher and a train? a train says choo choo and a teacher says, "spit out your gum" lol

Answer 5

1st person: "away anchor!"
2nd person: "how much did it weigh?"
1st person: "I don't know, I forgot."