Best funny answer gets more , you think Today is the day?
2006-08-27 07:05:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
so you say today is the day for points???speaking of points i once dated a girl who was so flat chested she had to carry her nipples in her pocket,she had so many pimples on her face that when she fell asleep in a library,she woke up and found a blind man reading her face.she was a big girl too,she broke her leg one time and gravy came out.she used to iron her pants in the driveway,her nick name was DAMN!!!,she was so big she was on both sides of the family tree,and nasty too,..she went to the beauty shop and said she wanted a hair cut,and the lady said "o.k...open your shirt",she went for a make over and was there for eight hours.....and that was just for the estimate.she was so big when i went down one her i ran into a guy on his way back up.when she was a baby her daddy gave her a rattle with the snake still attached........sombody stop me!!!!!!!!!!...............
2006-08-27 07:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Today could be the day I win the lottery, that is if I actually played.
Today is the first day of the rest of my life because I can not remember any other.
Today is the day I decide that I will quit smoking tomorrow, fortunately for me when tomorrow arrives it will be today.
Today is the day I realized I am definately not funny.
2006-08-27 07:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
More what?? Funny answers, comes from funny questions..
2006-08-27 07:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by island1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I think today is the day you stop asking dumb questions for points...no I don't
2006-08-27 07:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today is the day for what?
For me today is the day that my teething baby is finally letting me be on here to try to get my points built up. :-)
2006-08-27 07:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: Where does Dracula keep his money?
A: In the blood bank!
2006-08-27 07:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jet Girls 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was still alive when I woke up this morning. What an optimistic start to any day. :)
2006-08-27 07:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Joe D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean I might get lucky? Hey don't I know you from somewhere? Weren't you at that kegger last weekend at ......you know that guy's house? Yeah I saw you there. Want to get outta here?
2006-08-27 07:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, today i will finally be able to put on my contact lenses without poking my own eye out.
2006-08-27 07:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by kittens 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-27 07:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by ZxssxZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋