What kind of revenge would you get on a friend that did this:
late one night at a crowded bar i decide to use the bathroom. well after releaving myself and rather sloppily washing my hands i turn to exit... and the door will not open. immediately i realize some *** is standing there not letting me out, so i push harder... nothing, i put my shoulder into it...still not opening, then i decide to take two or three steps back and really lay into it... this '***' decides its time to move away and i come flying out of the bathroom and into a person i do not know... for everyone to see. now the people that saw this probably thought i was some drunk who couldnt walk straight...
what would you do? how would you exact revenge on this '***' of a friend?
2006-08-27 05:02:03 · 12 answers · asked by Kevin M 3 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
Next time the bar is particularly full and she goes into use the rest room wait a few seconds, then go in behind her and whip the door open for every one to see her with her levi's down! LOL!
2006-08-27 05:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by vspaulo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it...it was not as noticeable and memorable as you may think. You will probably never see that person that you ran into ever again. So what if they think you were drunk, people do that at bars.
You can definitely get your friend back at another time, in a similar situation though. Use your discretion on that one.
2006-08-27 12:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by angie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should go to the pet store and buy all the crickets they have. next time you're at this person's home, drill a small hole in a wall when they're in the bathroom and dump them all in. don't forget to cover up the hole. or, if you can get access to ductwork or some other convenient place, dump them in there. these things will be making noise for a few months and annoying the hell out of them. it really works.
2006-08-27 17:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person at the bar probaly didn't notice. Forget revenge, it's not worth it.
Is this person really your friend? Maybe next time, for a better time go with an enemy.
2006-08-27 12:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sincere Questioner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't react, and ignoring a person's existence is one of the biggest insults that one can commit, so ignore, in a group act as if the person is just not there, even if addressed directly, don't react at all.
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2006-08-27 12:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh everyone else was probley so drunk that they dont remember anyway, if this is the worst thing that happens to you in life then youre doing good.
2006-08-27 17:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should really reconsider what kind of pea brain friends you hang out with.
2006-08-28 08:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by fenwick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As they say. Don't get mad get even. Assuming your friend hasn't stopped drinking. Someday they will need to "go" in a bar....then you strike!
2006-08-27 21:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jotun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call oprah or dr.phil and tell them to help u beat her up....
2006-08-27 22:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by samuraiglock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deep his Head in a bowel full of s-h-i-t
2006-08-28 03:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by zilber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋