that little ol' green guy in the backyard?
2006-08-27 04:31:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't get upset. He helps with my travel arrangements to boldly go where no woman has gone before.
Maybe it's the gnome in the commercials that helps with my travels. Anyway, could you please put him back in my yard? I need to know where I am going next.
2006-08-27 05:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by Dottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, defend him all you want, but I *know* he's the one who was peeing in my flowerbed. Dude, I lost a whole bed of tulips thanks to him. Not to mention all the times I told him No Parties only to look out and see him and all his friends rocking around the magnolia tree. Who gets stuck with the mess to clean up? ME - that's who.
He can deny it all he wants, but I'm not buying it. Now, if he'd move into someone else's back yard, I totally wouldn't have a problem with him.
Sure, sure. He's a nice enough guy. Clever, witty, and he has a real personable way about him. Still and all, I just don't want him living in my backyard.
2006-08-27 11:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by InAMoment 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pan?
Actually he wasn't green was he.
Maybe the Poddington Peas?
2006-08-27 11:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because WTF is some freakin leprechaun doing on my mf property? Huh? What is he doing there? I'll tell you what he's doing there! He is sexually harassing my garden gnomes and flamingo lawn ornaments! Woudln't you get upset if some leprechaun freak was screwing your lawn ornaments? HUH?
2006-08-27 11:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he keeps breaking my kids toys and po oping in the dryer vent
2006-08-27 12:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by aww_garsh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he eats the daisies!
and i won't mention else what he does in the garden!
2006-08-27 11:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's upset? He's my pool boy....I don't discriminate against his greeness.....
2006-08-27 12:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by badgurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its there fancy free pet they don't have to feed, water or take for walks
2006-08-27 11:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hohoho!! greengiant!
2006-08-27 11:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by nadaclue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋