Darrel Hair! This is what Dr W.G. Grace said of you!!?

Question

Guys Hair certainly does his homework but then gets all mixed up. Clearly, we have a war of attrition on our hands. Take a look at my other questions too. Can someone enlighten us on what Grace would have said, or will say to Hair's Avatar?


P.S. Dr Grace was the first great cricketer - active around 1890.

I think I'd better explain that Dr W.G. Grace is considered to be the first great cricketer. He was active for about thirty years centering about 1890. He played played Test matches for England, against Australia, the only other country then.

Grace was a bearded autocrat. He was once rightly given out very early by the umpire. He glared at the poor man, walked up to the guy, and towering over him, said,

"Look here, you worm. All those people have come to watch me bat, not to see you umpiring. I'm batting for the next two hours."

I've made up the dialogue. Can a scholar of English *** cricketer make up the rest?"

Answer 1

Hair should thank God that Dr.W.G Grace is no more with us otherwise he would have simply walked up to him and said "In the larger interest of the Cricket game and its lovers I kill you in the name of Jesus Christ... and bang. Once Grace was bowled and just the bails were removed but Grace walked up to the fallen bails casually and picked it up and said loudly, Oh its very strong breeze blowing across today and started batting again coz no one could dare differ with him.

Answer 2

Darrel Hair is now ashamed of what he has done, and actually its Hair who have brought the game to a disrepute, and Inzamam is just being used as a sheet to cover what Darrel Hair has done.
The letter of Hair to the ICC personnel about his retirement is actually a 'moral victory' for the Pakistanis.
Hair is definitely aware of what he has done, and now to compensate this he is trying to play certain tricks, and ICC is backing him.
But my Lord knows who is right.
And Inshallah (means may the will of God be there) Pakistanis will come out to be the innocent party.
And I think ICC should work as a body that governs cricket but not as a 'money making' organisation.

Answer 3

Darell hare always wanted to get fame, he did the ssame in 1996 against Sirilanka and then after getting so much fame he published a book named "The Decision", the bok got good bussiness and hare was rich now he is planning to do the same, he wants to get the fame and release another book and get alot of money. This decision is definetly a reason to get fame.
on the other side darell hare has always been against the Asians and thios is another example of this.

Answer 4

Darrel hair has always been clouded in controversies. i think he loves to get into limelight. he has some sort of identity crisis and he tries to establish it by provoking controversies. be it sri lankan team indian team or pakistan.

Answer 5

Hair is a tosser, a complete loser.