I'll be totally honest... quite frankly I don't care... but I may need to impress someone later!
2006-08-27 04:09:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
No sorry still not getting it... can you explain with kittens and fluffy bunnies instead?
2006-08-27 04:20:08 · update #1
What's a defender?
2006-08-27 04:20:52 · update #2
Fiona S...ok.. I'm getting there....
2006-08-27 04:21:08 · update #3
Frodo.. never asked before... and I have the shoe shop answer which makes a lot of sense!
2006-08-27 04:30:37 · update #4
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which
you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you
had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
Dear Girls - you have just learned the offside rule
2006-08-27 04:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the ball comes from behind the player, and the player doesn't have at least 2 people in his way to the goal (including the keeper) that makes an offside. This is the main topic.
Exceptions:
-you're not offside if you don't try to play the ball, regardless of you being in the priorly mentioned position.
-if the ball comes from an opposing player, the rule doesn't apply as well.
Good luck with the show off!
2006-08-27 04:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A player is offside when he is nearer to the opponents goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent at the moment the ball is played.
He is NOT offside if he is deemed in the referee's Opinion:
He is not interfering in active play. ( i.e. If he is standing at the corner flag and the ball is played through the middle).
Just concentrate on the first bit and it should be that simple.
2006-08-27 05:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by lee w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-23 09:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should give the best answer (10 points) to Fiona and her shoe store explanation.
I am an American fan of football (or soccer as we call it).
Even though I knew what offsides was, I really enjoyed that answer!!!
2006-08-27 06:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shorts.
I know I could write any old tosh on here and you will give me the ten points because you are shagging me but give fiona the points.That is quite honestly the best explanation I have ever heard.Fiona could you jump on a train to scotland and explain this to the short sighted idiot who awarded offside against me today.
2006-08-27 07:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A player is offside if when the ball is passed to him by one of his own players in the other teams half and there are no players between him and the oppositions' goalie. (BTW a player can only be offiside once he interferes with play)
2006-08-27 04:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when someone passes the ball to another player on their team, but that person is behind all the defenders (meaning the goalie is the only person in front of him), that's called offsides.
2006-08-27 04:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by lomatar1186 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Gerrard was to pass the ball to crouch but crouch was in front of the last defender he would be offside but if he was b4 the last defender wen the pass was played he would be onside
2006-08-27 04:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already did it a few weeks ago. When you asked the question I would assume that it gave you similar questions with their answers.
You should check it out - there was a really great one about a woman in a shoe shop!
2006-08-27 04:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋