I want to fix my life, i want to get some better hair, and work out. I also want to get away from my wife and all her problems she caused me like living on welfare checks and in a trailor. How should I change my life? The carnival season is almost over and I will be unemployed soon so i will have a lot of time.
2006-08-27 02:38:44 · 12 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
If I were you I would start by not posting stupid stuff like this.
2006-08-28 00:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can enrich your life by not blaming all your problems on others.I bet you spent the welfare check money just as much as she did,and trailer park living may be the best place for you to live,its inexpensive,until you find new employment.As for hair, bald can be sexy and powerful but in your case maybe the Hair Club For Men is your best out but that's costly so maybe that's not for you.I don't know what else to tell you except that ,we adults choose our path in life and only you can change yourself for the better.
I'm sorry this seems like a joke question ,if I'm wrong ,I'm truly sorry.
2006-08-27 03:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhere along the line in the last couple of weeks you told us you had an MBA (of course, that was so consistent with your series of "questions" that it was believable - NOT).
So this "question" like all your others has no basis in fact, but if we are to respond it must be suggested that with an MBA you should not be on welfare, living in a trailer, and/or working for the circus.
2006-08-27 09:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a different hair cut...that's first
second get a divorce...
after that you should look for an apartment in a small town, (not a trailer) and look for a job
after you get the job, you can start going to the gym with the membership you bought with the money you made from the job you got in the small town you moved into after you divorced Ur wife, looking good with a cool new hair cut
see...changed life
2006-08-27 02:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by shawn b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Write down ur ideas and express ur feelings on a sheet of paper, do this daily and then read it weekly to see the changes in ur life.
Watch this good and creat the power inside ur soul to start again again.. there is always hope dear friend .
2006-08-27 03:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first Guy was Dead On. Stop complaining and Do. If you love you wife, talk it out. If she doesnt wanna listen, Divorce her. Like he said, Ditch her, go to school, GET A FUCCING CAREER!!!
2006-08-27 03:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Chris D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ditch your wife, go back to school, go to the gym and get a job.
2006-08-27 02:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by PimpMeister 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, work hard, set some small goals, start paying taxes, and increase your debt on the pleasures of life. (Trans-Camaro)
2006-08-27 02:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by sykester 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Handguns are quite inexpensive nowadays.
2006-08-27 03:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by slimding 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry there is not a way to fix your life just abandon it and join the circus.
2006-08-27 02:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋