I'm going to start my own political party, will you join?

Question

Hello my lovely Americans out there. (If you're not American pretend you are.)
Hi, my name is Eve and I am proposing a new party, will you join with me? :]

*War is always frowned upon, we do have defense, but we are very pacifist otherwise.
*We are pretty darn liberal. However not what you call Democratic. We do not exactly illegalize Abortion and Stem Cell Research but we do not let any tax dollars benifit it, and doctors have the right to refuse to do it and they will just have to find another doctor.
*More money goes into homeless shelters, schools, and medical expenses, Rather than building fancy buildings or gold pretty furniture for the white house.
*There is no capital punishment. Yet serious criminals like murders will be forced to eat nothing but oatmeal everyday and listen to little kids coming in to sing them "It's a small world after all" over and over again.
*Everyone is allowed to have a dolphin as a pet if they have a huge aquarium tank in their backyar

Answer 1

Keep going....... I liked the part about oatmeal and "It's a Small World After All".

Answer 2

*War is always frowned upon, we do have defense, but we are very pacifist otherwise."

Why is this different from other parties?

"We do not exactly illegalize Abortion and Stem Cell Research but we do not let any tax dollars benifit it, and doctors have the right to refuse to do it and they will just have to find another doctor."

What about ectopic pregnancies, where the expectant mother and the unborn child will die if she does not get an abortion?

*More money goes into homeless shelters, schools, and medical expenses, Rather than building fancy buildings or gold pretty furniture for the white house.

*There is no capital punishment. Yet serious criminals like murders will be forced to eat nothing but oatmeal everyday and listen to little kids coming in to sing them "It's a small world after all" over and over again."

No, way, that is cruel and unusual punishment and outlawed by the US Constitution!"

*Everyone is allowed to have a dolphin as a pet if they have a huge aquarium tank in their backyard.."

Sorry, cruelty to animals...

I have a better idea. I am starting a new party, I call it the
"non-partisan" party. When campaigning, you are only allowed to tout your strong points and be honest about your week points. You are not allowed to mudsling. And members of any other party may join.

Answer 3

I am an Indian. So I can join all American parties including yours.

Answer 4

I am with you (my constituencies include the tough Illinoise, Ohio(Cleveland&Cincinnati) and conventional Tennesse, and rich Cal, in season!) What is the logo, and what is the motif, and what is the mascot?

Answer 5

i'm not neither from US nor from UK, i'm from Algeria, north Africa, but i'll pretend to be Americain (can i call my self "Brian"? i like this surname !)
i'll join your political party with great pleausure!
however, could i ask for a sharq instead of getting a daulphin?!!

Answer 6

I'll need to see a picture too.
What about the constitution?
Do you support it?

Answer 7

You haven't seen the Libertarian web site, have you?
been there, done that! http://freestate.org

http://lp.org

http://cagw.org

http://fairtax.org

Answer 8

Some yes, some no.

Answer 9

send me your picture and i will see if i will join or not!

Answer 10

wow,, sure ,, please wait me ..

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yours
hazem