I have a living alien living inside my head. Over several sessions my eyes were lasered and invisible beings entered my brain. The U.S. government is involved. Air Force One contacted me on my AM radio one morning in connection with this. Every word I just wrote is true. It would be nearly impossible to explain. I want really honest answers and open minds.
2006-08-26 20:22:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I have no evidence to the contrary, although Air Force One through the AM radio is peculiar. But Hey, Bush does crazier stuff than that. So.. until someone comes up with solid evidence there are no aliens living in your head, I believe you. The best thing you can do now is go find a copy of the MTV series called "The Head", it's all about a guy just like you. So there must be somebody out there who can relate.
2006-08-26 20:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by Future Resident 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As far as your concerned, i believe you.
It is very possible for things to have entered your brain via some sort of operation. sure, i'd believe in the government doing secret creepy things. But they have a sure-fire way of not getting caught; whatever it was they did to you made you believe something else that would have everyone thinking you're crazy. There are no aliens in your head. get a hold of yourself man!
2006-08-26 20:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kalinka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't afford an FM radio, how'd you pay for those laser treatments?
Do something really constructive and post the name of your health plan. Now THAT'S information we could use!!!
2006-08-26 20:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by almintaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your story is as credible as...say...some dude walking on water, turning water into wine, raising someone from the dead and coming back from death himself. There are all kinds of crazy stories out there...
2006-08-26 20:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by That English Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Honest answer with an open mind: NO.
2006-08-26 20:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens don't exist!! Therefore, you do NOT have one in your ******* head! Seriously, what the **** is ******* wrong with you?!
2015-02-14 13:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by Marisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I believe you , bcause you are mature. You never tell a lie
2006-08-26 20:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by Rim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I don't believe you. I would beleive that martians were on earth before I believed that.
2006-08-26 20:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by cman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't believe you! I'm going to need some proof!
2006-08-26 20:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you have is called schizophrenia. It is treatable but at this time there is no known cure. good luck!
2006-08-26 20:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋