I am a guy,here is what I would teach. How the girl becomes her mother 101. Understanding a womens thinking and unraveling the universe. How to say yes dear your right. What not to say when a woman is giving birth. Understanding trick questions. Understanding the end of male dominance & why it's our fault. How making her orgasm can improve the quality of your life. Jelous women 101. Earning respect 101. Romance for the fool. How diamonds can make a man happy. Bathroom rules after marriage. and last of all. How to make a mole hill from a mountain in 3 easy steps.
2006-08-26 19:38:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Sorry but common sense can't be taught and thats what most of them need! But just for you I'll go with 'How not to worship your penis and/or expect anyone else to' or perhaps call it 'your penis isn't all that' or 'nobody thinks about that little thing as much as you do' or 'having that thing doesn't make you right or the boss'...the gist would be that they learn the insignificance of their penis in everyday life!
2006-08-27 04:07:14
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answered by dappersmom 6
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Intro to the Art of Monogamy, 101.
Women should take it too.
People treat Monogamy like a prison sentence, and then it really becomes one. Treat it like what it is -- safe, terrific lovin' with someone you actually care about that cares about you.
2006-08-27 02:44:34
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answered by ? 2
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main thing is to hold their thing while pee so the water does not splash on the seat. Try to aim it inside only.
2006-08-27 02:26:22
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answered by yogesh 6
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Men should know ALL OF THESE things. YES, there should be a class that they are r~e~q~u~i~r~e~d to take....LOL.
~How to understand the language of women~
When she says; HE should UNDERSTAND what she MEANS!
"Im cold" =YES, GIVE HER YOUR JACKET or SWEATER!!!!
"Is that good?" YES, GIVE HER A TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I don't like football" = DON'T ASK HER TO WATCH A GAME!
"I have a headache" GO GET HER SOME TYLENOL and DONT ASK FOR SEX
"Im bored" DO NOT MENTION SEX
"where do you want to go?" JUST TAKE HER FOR A DRIVE SOMEWHERE WITH NICE SCENERY
"she sighs" DONT ASK HER "WHAT'S WRONG", women are always analyzing things
"she looks at you and smiles" DO NOT MENTION SEX and DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP BUDDY! lol
WOMEN LANGUAGE PATTERNS
• When I say, "Nothing" when you ask me" what's wrong?" what I REALLY mean is: "A LOT... and if you really love me you'll keep trying to get the answer out of me—no matter how much I resist".
• When a woman says, " The kids are driving me crazy! " what she's really saying is, "Could you please give me a long (non-sexual) hug and tell me that you'll take care of the kids for a while? And then tell me to go off somewhere away from the kids (even if it's in another room in the house) just to relax".
• When I say, "Could you go with me to..." what I'm REALLY saying is, "I really, really, REALLY want you to go with me to that location". And if you say "Sure!" with eagerness you've given me a "love gift" more than you'll ever comprehend.
• When I say, "The yard's a mess"... I REALLY mean "please clean it without my having to ask you directly. I'll be thrilled if you do".
• When a woman indicates to you at any time in your marriage/relationship that she loves it when you bring her flowers what she's REALLY saying is, "Surprise me... don't make me ask for them... love me enough—be spontaneous enough to bring me home flowers (even a single flower) periodically. (Even if you need to pencil in secret reminders in your day-planner throughout the year to do this—TRUST ME. The time you spend doing this will reap MUCH bigger rewards than you can ever imagine!
• When I say, "Could you ask that person over there about..." what I'm REALLY saying is, "Go over there and ask that person about that so I don't have to. It's really important for you to do that for me."
• When I say, "Could we stop for ice cream?" what I'm REALLY saying is, "I want (and/or need ice cream right now—please take us to get some and you have some too!"
Female Language Dictionary
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Wants & needs
Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
Male: Food, sex and beer.
Communication
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
Butt
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
Commitment
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
Entertainment
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
Flatulence
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Glass ceiling
Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
Lesbian
Female: A woman who makes love to other women.
Male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.
Making love
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
Remote control
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2-1/2 minutes.
Taste
Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
Thingie
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Vulnerable
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing ball without a cup.
awww, the great things about men and women..I mean, WOMEN! lol...that's what I said...women! lol
2006-08-27 02:26:46
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answered by Cherries 5
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Maybe some manner classes how to commit classes and how to be honest.
2006-08-27 02:26:43
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answered by mafiaqueen1900 3
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How to say more than "right" or "uhuh" when you're pretending to listen to your wife 101.
"That's very interesting. Please tell me more" 201. Prerequiste: How to say more than "right" or "uhuh" when you're pretending to listen to your wife 101.
2006-08-27 02:27:26
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answered by clivencheese 3
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