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I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me.

2006-08-26 17:54:40 · 41 answers · asked by Black Sabbath 6 in Entertainment & Music Music

I got it from the toilet seat.

2006-08-26 17:59:42 · update #1

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does it feel like a pair of maracas?

2006-08-26 17:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

More than likely a urinary tract/bladder infection, and if you don't go see a doctor soon, he'll be sticking more than a needle in you! For now, a simple urine test will diagnose what the problem is...and all you'll have to do is take the prescribed meds he gives you...either that, or quit peeing.....I doubt you got it from the toilet seat, but if you did, then it's more than likely trichamonas, one of the few things you CAN catch that way...

2006-08-26 18:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by kate 5 · 0 0

You will just have to pee in a cup, relax and GO TO THE DOCTOR. Let it go too long and you'll pray for a doc to stick a needle in you. What's your alternative, not peeing? You did not get it from a toilet seat ya goob.

2006-08-26 18:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by justme 3 · 2 0

You probably have a urinary tract infection. The doctor might not have to stick the needle right away. He will have to get a urine sample first. I recommend that you drink a lot of cranberry juice. I mean A LOT!!!
I will provide temporary relief. And stop drinking soda. That stuff is horrible. Drink a lot of water from now on.
Hope you feel better.

2006-08-26 17:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by wassup_people 2 · 1 0

Well you could have a bladder infection, urinary track infection, you could be suffering from several STD's and they are bad but not as bad as not seeing a doctor. If you don't see a doctor you just may end up in the hospital on life support or worse, your love ones could be playing the real Black Sabbath at your funeral.

Suck it up and be a man. Go see the medical clinic, you may just be lucky and they will just slap you on the butt and give you a pill.

2006-08-26 18:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to the doctor. They won't stick a needle in you at all. They'll have you pee in a cup. You have a urinary tract infection.

2006-08-26 18:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 1 0

You could just have a simple bladder infection. Go to the doctor....they will only make you pee in a cup and then give you some antibiotics!

2006-08-26 18:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by 2hot2handle 3 · 0 0

u either have a kidney infection or a uti ( urinary tract infection). go to your local drug store and get something called AZO standard. it comes in different flavors and it helps 100%. If it still continues after a few days then u need to go to the doctor for a prescription. u can also drink cranberry juice it really helps too.
I got them alot while I was pregnant and this is what my friend told me to do and she is a nurse so i hope this helps.

2006-08-26 17:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Their not going to stick a needle in you... The doc will just give you med's and it will make the infection go away.... so just go to the doctor or it will get worse.... good luck.....

2006-08-26 17:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

then continue to hurt when you pee. you really are not being very smart about this, if you let it go to long and the infection gets to the point it is bleeding when you pee as well as hurting. You will get yourself some permanent damage to a very important part of your self. friend.

2006-08-26 17:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's probably because your penis is so small that it hurts when a large stream of urine comes out. Fortunately the pain is the least of your problems. You will probably be made fun off for the rest of your life and you'll never get laid.
Hope this helps.

2006-08-26 18:01:03 · answer #11 · answered by Idunno 3 · 0 0

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