2006-08-26 16:34:32 · 29 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
heat up a hot pocket until it explodes, then start ranting and raving about it. take the hot pocket and throw it out the front door, grab a hammer and start beating the crap out of the hot pocket screaming as loud as you can about how sorry men are while giving him the craziest looks you can. he should start to back away slowly and leave never to return.
2006-08-26 16:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Depending on the type of ways you've already tried but were unsuccessful, I would (a) approach him with a serious sit-down, elaborating how he has worn out his welcome or (b) approach him with a very assertive attitude clearly stating it is time to move on or back home...from where ever he came. Too many times people become victims of unwanted guests and honestly, all it takes is an (a) or (b) solution, regardless of how uncomfortable or how cruel you may feel at the time of delivering the news. Remember, people only do what you allow them to do. If this is a case where he's using you, then you're allowing him to use you as long as you keep quiet.
2006-08-26 16:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did this person become an uninvited guest to begin with? If you feel threatened, I would certainly call the police. If not, even tho you think you may hurt his feelings, you might want to tell him, that he overstayed his welcome and it's time to go; it was a nice visit; but you'd appreciate your privacy now. Be gentle, but firm and don't take "no" for an answer. Hope this helps you.
2006-08-26 16:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by durangojane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn off the water supply to your house and after about 4-5 hours he'll leave. This worked for a friend of mine in Norway.
2006-08-26 16:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by don patch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to leave nicely, or threaten to call the police. If he still doesn't leave, the safe thing to do would be to call the police to get him escorted. But try anything else and leave the police as a last resort.
2006-08-26 16:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After supper, put the plates on the floor for the dog to lick them clean, and then put them back in the cupboard. He should be ready to leave after seeing that.
2006-08-26 16:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you live in a state that has a Stand Your Ground Law, Kill Him!
If you don't live in one, call the police.
2006-08-26 16:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by ???? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police.
2006-08-26 17:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nonchallantly walk into another room then burst back in screaming and swatting at the air screaming "BEES!! BEES!! Giant Killer BEEs!! Run!! Save Yourself!!!"
2006-08-26 16:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by diggerfloyd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you're not feeling up to company right now and ask that they call first next time before they show up.
2006-08-26 16:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋