you know you are in the ghetto when......?

Question

ex. the barbershop like the liqour store stays open till 3 am

best answer gets the points

Answer 1

Before you even get in the house you say Hi to at least 10 people outside.

In MY 'hood the barbershop closes at 6 and the liquor store closes at 9.

Answer 2

The store sign says "Free Pager and Cell Phone"

You first think its roadkill, but its really a piece of hair weave on the sidewalk.

Empty brown paper bags on right-of-ways.

The closed down McDonalds now sells "Hot Wings" instead.

The headware of choice for men are 'doo rags'

You see more check cashing places than actual banks.

I think I'l stop there.

Answer 3

You have a ghetto BBQ, in front of the projects-on top of the garbage can. one of the racks from the old fashion oven is covered with aluminum foil , use bricks to stablize the rack throw some ribs on the grill ,use lighter fluid to the coals ,light gently with a crack torch

Answer 4

I live in Midwest City, Oklahoma I live in an apt. you can't go outside without someone sitting out side with a card table playing domino's, and dealing crack. If you call the manager, to complain and the manager tells you to call the police. you know you live in the Ghetto, when the police are offered a free place to live in one of the townhouses if they will just live here to be a police presence. And the cop's won't live here even for free. Even the cop's are afraid to come here. People let their children run around un supervised all day and all night. Young women walk around with a stroller and three or four children walking with her, and she's pregnant again. You can't walk out of your apt. without someone asking if you want to buy a stolen PC, radio, stereo, phone, lap top, or crack. Music playing so loud you can't think straight.. People having all night parties in the parking lot. If you call the security officer who also resides in the complex, he ends up joining the party.. One police officer told me, "I get whatever I deserve for moving in the complex, and didn't i know i was moving in the worst place in the city?" I live here because i can't afford to live any place else. "Hood rats" (women) sell their bodies for crack, right in the parking lot of the apt. One fat *** women had sex on the hood of my car. I never seen her before, i cursed her out and she threatened to shoot me, until i got my 38 and then she, and her trick took off.

Answer 5

you are the only white man in the block or there too many church, fuernal homes , liquor stores , concer food stores, beauty shops and alot of people females with thick booty walking down the streets. another sign is many old cars and dirty streets without no light . do not enter if you are white without any black person acomplying you and do not try if you are a single
police officer

Answer 6

you spend more money on your rims than you do your car

you ride around the hood on a 3 wheel bicycle with spinners and a kick @ss system in the back basket..at least that's what they do here

Answer 7

I guess none of you have anything better to do than trash the ghetto. Most of your comments are really racist though. And the stereotypes go on....

Answer 8

you buy in bulk from from aldis and instead of paying for their 10cent bags you grab the boxes they have lying around and stick your groceries in there... you use a piece of an eraser for the back part of your earring when you can't find it... you keep the plastic cups from mcdonalds because your nice ones keep breaking

Answer 9

them houses b lookin dirty
u c lil jitz playin dat jump rope game
u c lil niccaz deboin some candy in da candy store
u c pregnet young girlz in da streetz
u c crack headz
drug dealerz
somebody fo eva gettin their azz whopped
u c da popo
u c blood on da floor ( understand dat some 1 got shot)
u hear gunz goin off
n dem ambulances comin
gurl u c everythang
including me!!

Answer 10

ya know you are in the ghetto when, You call 911 and they laugh like all hell and hang up when you give out the address.