For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright
13. Men are like Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-08-26 14:49:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I loved this..!!! awesome words here....I rate this thumbs up sister....you are sooo right on!!!!
2006-08-26 15:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and 4 0/0 of us are still the romantic, good guy, ladies love type. :)
ladies,i want to tell you thank you for everything that you do for us men. the way you cook us a delicious meal, the way you take care of the children without any help from us,the way you give us advice,information and wisdom.without you beautiful ladies,i for one, know that us men can not and would be able to survive.i am not saying that you ladies main purpose in life is to serve us men.i am just taking the time to thank all the women in the world for their help,love,kindness and for just being you. There Are A Lot Of Ladies Out There That Are Not Appreciated Or Their Feeling Down. Hope I Could Cheer You Up.
God bless you!!
2006-08-26 14:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Angel_Anton 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know you got free milk if you don't get married. Darn it man, I had to spend $4 just to go home and eat a bowl of lucky charms.
2006-08-26 15:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow your totally right i love what you did that's so true and also fun to laugh at haha wait ti'll i get a boyfriend hahah!
2006-08-26 14:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. Its a bit "male bashing", but I think it was well worth the laugh.
2006-08-26 14:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by meg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is funny
2006-08-26 14:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive seen that somewhere. still funny, though
2006-08-26 14:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2006-08-26 14:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by L.M.L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HONESTLY DONT AGREE WITH THAT SORRY
2006-08-26 14:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by marriedw1 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
MEN ARE ........USELESS!!
2006-08-26 15:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by georgemi74 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋