End this limerick anyone?

Question

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,

Answer 1

....which fucked up his health
then he was never again to be seen.

Answer 2

There was a young man called Dean,
Who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
Came into some wealth,
And even bumped into the Queen.

Answer 3

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,

And in the Century Twelfth
Found he was climbing a stalk of bean.

Answer 4

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
rejoined beloved friends as well,
and never came back again.

Answer 5

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself



sat on a shelf

and looked to see where he'd been.

Answer 6

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
and laid on a shelf
then fell off and ruptured his spleen

Answer 7

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
And drank his own health
Is now, straitjacketed, but still serene

Answer 8

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
And passed his past his wealth,

Compunded by the bank,
His fortune now is ranked.
Now all his friends are keen,
To find his time machine

Answer 9

There was a young man called Dean,
who entered a time machine.
He shook hands with himself,
Tripped over an elf,
And realised it was all a dream.

(Yeah, doesn't rhyme well, but works!)

Answer 10

He shook hands with himself,
drank to his health
then flew back to the future,
where he should have been!
;)

Answer 11

He shook hands with himself,
Wished his image Good Health!
Then flew off to nineteen fifteen.