2006-08-26 13:33:48 · 17 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Real men THINK they know how to vaccuum. But they don't. Not to any kind of female eye, no way, now how, not now, not ever.
Real men THINK they've vaccuumed if they push the Dyson around and collect the major dust-bunnies, so that the floor looks about 80% cleaner than it did when they started. Real men reason that the dust they can't reach is dust that doesn't count. Real men never shift the furniture to diturb dust that is obviously happily secluded doing its own thing somewhere. Real men never use any more than one nozzle attachment. Real men in fact expect to be applauded for having the initiative not only to FIND the vaccuum in the first place (even if it has been placed in a highly visible location by a Real Woman), and then continuing the thought into actually USING the vaccuum in the second place.
Conclusion: Real men just suck at vaccuuming. But they have no idea why.
2006-08-27 02:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All I know is teenage boys will suck up anything on the floor, like socks, and wonder why the vacuum broke!
2006-08-27 16:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pun not intended. Well at least for my husband. Even though he has good intentions hes not a pro. He only sucks up the big things that he sees. And he never moves the furniture. Oh well what can you expect from pink wearing, sports watching, theater attending, fish net fantasizing men?
2006-08-26 22:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question should be:
"Do real men know how to SPELL vacuum?"
*cough* Falco
2006-09-02 06:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry i am an amateur, but I do a fair job, you see i only vacuum for sport, and i enjoy my amateur status, I'm holding out for a spot in the Olympic trials, and a professional standing could
hurt my aspirations for the gold.thanks for asking!
2006-08-26 21:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a man wants to vacuum my house he is more than welcome and if he is real all the better. How could a figment of my imagination do any sort of job at all?
2006-08-28 09:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it depends on the character of the person. Most men aren't as clean as the Ladies are.
2006-08-27 00:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
according to Falco, I've suddenly become a 'real man' hehehehe.
2006-08-27 09:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i know how to vackum
2006-08-26 20:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do.
2006-08-26 20:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋