2006-08-26 13:07:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
'Sorry, I from Vanuatu.'
Works every time. No-one knows where the hell it is (so even if your ethnic group is totally wrong, you'll still be OK), and they can't blame a foreigner for not being able to grasp the language.
I've seen blue-eyed, blond-haired Norwegians get out of that whole 'breast / breast' thing using this technique, before the woman could even slap 'em.
2006-08-26 15:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm you could possibly back roomed and subjected to jalapeno genitalia juicing. It could lead to life long fetish. I suggest staying away from the blue chips and all will a okay...
2006-08-27 02:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tip the wait staff, they don't give a crap, just keep the tips coming and they will bring you anything.
2006-08-26 13:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wear the mask - Yes!
2006-08-26 13:47:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They'll think your stupid unless they are taco chips.
2006-08-26 13:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, just because you just like to say SALSAAA!
2006-08-26 13:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibilities
2006-08-26 14:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on if it gives you "CRAPS"
2006-08-26 13:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by cintumas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋