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2006-08-26 12:32:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

27 answers

If he is offering himself for sale? Probably so!

2006-08-26 12:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 0 0

Didn't they sell Jesus on toast on E-bay?

Im sure you can... Just put it into the search engine there under antiques and see what comes up.

And for the christian up above me... Lighten up just a bit honey would you. Remember the platypus and the giraffe... I think God has quite the sense of humor! Christianity itself is proof of that!

2006-08-26 12:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hate to say this, but you are acting like an idiot. I realize you think this is funny, but look at it this way: God created you with incredible detail, and at any moment he chooses, he can stop breathing the life into you and you will die. If you die in your sins, like you are obviously now, you will go to heaven. I strongly recommend that you fall on your knees right now and beg God to forgive you for your blasphemy. God loves you and He wants you to live in heaven with Him forever.

2006-08-26 12:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by pianoman.jeremy 4 · 2 0

If you have questioned this innocently then
Well Nope!!! Priceless Stuff cant be bought they can be felt.
You cant buy stars. You cant buy Sun. You cant buy air. Same is applicable to god.

2006-08-26 12:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by BLITZ 2 · 0 0

He was bought by the vicar of Dibley last year for an undisclosed sum that was automatically given to charity for the 'save our souls' fund, better luck next time hey.

2006-08-26 13:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You could probably buy a piece of the toast he took a bite out of, or maybe his old Asda carrier bag, but I don't know about God himself.

2006-08-26 12:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0 0

I think that is the only thing you can't buy on Ebay...

2006-08-26 12:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not ebay - Kneebay!

2006-08-26 12:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0 0

Yes its called Ipswich Town

2006-08-26 12:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by greenbenuk 2 · 0 0

Let me see, no! Having faith in God is the only way to "aquire" spirituality. It only reqiures faith. If you want God then you already have faith in his existence.

2006-08-26 12:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Prudens 4 · 1 0

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