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2006-08-26 12:08:11 · 42 answers · asked by Thinker 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well i would first wonder how the tiger got in, then i would break out some mad congfu and confuse the tiger so i could make my escape and then tell people there was a tiger in there so they could take care of it. Or else call my secret service and have them arrest the tiger for being in my way. that is if i had the position to call up my secret service. But before i did either i would take a picture, then i could say i have been close to a real tiger! Maybe before me or the tiger leaves there though, i would ask the tiger why he was watching me and be like yo this is my space dont invade it!
2006-08-26 12:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by 2kewl4skewl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well obviously I wouldn't crap my pants, after all I just came out of the crapper. Probably won't pee my pants either. So with the two most obvious responses out of the way, now we have to figure out what sex it is. Not sure why but it would be nice to know by what you might be eaten. And why is it just watching or licking it's lips. If licking it's lips then we can assume one of two things. Either he is sizing me up for din din or hopefully he has just eaten someone else and is just licking their remains off of his lips. You can't return to the stall 'cause he would just jump over. Actually this is one hell of a dillema. Could try for the door, except restroom doors all open inwards and it would take too long. Aha, maybe you could wet a paper towel with really hot water and throw it at him, I mean, after all cats don't like water. Always try, Scottie, Beam me up. So in conclusion I have come to the only answer there could be. Beings this is your question, YOU are the one in the bathroom and I am else where dancing the night away. Good Luck!!!
2006-08-26 12:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Al s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back into the cubicle, lock the door, and wait for the tiger to go away.
2006-08-26 12:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by akhaiyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it would be too late for brown stains if i was coming out of the cubicle, which is just as well, so id just walk round the tiger and run first chance i got a door closed behind me
2006-08-26 20:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a real tiger....id go back in the cubical n climb up on top of the toilet hopeing it didnt come through the bottom of the door .....a fake tiger probably freak then realize it was fake n walk out of the bathroom.....a person dressed as a tiger i might ask the person why there dressed like a tiger then be like bye n leave as fast as i can before the crazy gets on me lol
2006-08-26 12:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by pink=)butter<3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run back in lock the door and stand on the toilet screaming my head of in fact exactly the same that id do if i came out of the cubicle and saw a mouse a spider or a moth
2006-08-28 13:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since I already shiat myself in the cubicle there wouldn't be much left, so I would have to say I would climb back in and get in the fetal position and cry hysterically until someone else came in and was chomped down upon.....
2006-08-26 12:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by nomad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
iF i came out of the cubicle the tiger would be passed out on the floor from the stink. so i wouldnt worry about it
2006-08-26 12:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite it for tea, of course! Do you know that children's story, called The Tiger that Came to Tea? - by Judith Kerr
You can see the reviews about this book on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0001958046/202-8594828-5506267?v=glance&n=266239&s=books&v=glance
2006-08-26 12:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd speak to my doctor and ask them to either increase or decrease the psych medication he'd put me on!!!
But........as an advantage....you could go back into the stall...remove your trousers....let nature take its course and you would have a good supply of toilet paper!!! Hopefully the tigers nose would soon realise it couldn't keep in the same room as your reaction to its presence and it would either die of gas poisening or leave!!!
2006-08-26 12:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by Tania J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋