I'm going to make some toast....?

Question

I am the mistress of perfect toast, would you like an extra thick cut slice?


Please give me a better answer than 'yes please', I fear I will stick the butter knife in my eye for lack of originality...

Answer 1

I haven't yet met perfect toast, but I envy it for having such a mistress - and I get all the more jealous when you talk about thick slices and butterknifes. Just to get even, I could murder a bread and realising I've skipped diner I think I will.
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Ok it's 3:20 am, about time to murder that bread, put a DVD on and go to bed by the time you get up. Stay away from the butterknife, ok? There are better ways to spread.

Answer 2

That does sound good but first I would like to know what makes your toast perfect? I like cheddar cheese toast over most others and on regular toast lots and lots of butter.

Answer 3

That would be perfectly lovely, thank you. Can you put cinnamon on it too? Thank you!
P.S. I like milk or orange juice with my toast.



It kills me to be so polite so I think I deserve 10 pts. :-) j/k

Answer 4

Yes, extra thick, browned on one side, with parkay, not butter..........:)

Answer 5

I hate toast..I'm sorry..no thanks..I alway burn it..I can't cook at all...I can barely crack an egg..

Answer 6

wheat...2 slices (no heels please)...crispy...with real butter slathered on it just as it's ready...OH!...and do you have some real honey?...

Answer 7

Yea Toast!!!!!


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Answer 8

ITS TOAST. SET YOUR TOASTER TO MED OR DARK HOW EVER YOU LIKE IT. BAMMM YOU GOT PERFECT TOST.

Answer 9

Just wheat done not too much please. Two slices...dry.

Thanks!