Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
the rest in the first answer slot....
2006-08-26 10:45:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
continuing......
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2006-08-26 10:46:57 · update #1
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"
2006-08-26 10:47:27 · update #2
Good grief - it's a stinking JOKE.
And my husband is active duty military and found this funny.
And to the texan - that's what we are originally!
2006-08-26 11:07:07 · update #3
well thank god im a republican from texas. i woulda shot him twice in the balls and once in the head
2006-08-26 10:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by ben s 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
May I offer a slight correction? Republicans are generally in favor of the Second Amendment, and some are fairly gun-savvy. That being the case, they are pretty likely to at least "double-tap" anyone who attacks them with a knife. That would be "Bang-Bang", not just "Bang", and of course you keep shooting until the bad guy is "neutralized". Have a nice day.
2006-08-26 17:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by senior citizen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, nothing like the Southern Democrat's of old. Too bad so many carpet bagging Republicans have invaded Dixie....
Oh that's right...you Republicans have forgotten when you were the "Liberal" party in this country.
And I'll admit your scenario might actually work in San Francisco, but the rest of us Democrats would waste anybody that threatened our family. Don't believe for a second that we wouldn't.
2006-08-26 18:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well in that case I would have to go with the Southerner. I am from Washington state but feel the Southerner did the right thing. Handled it in the way it should have been handled.
2006-08-26 17:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by jeb_oi812 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is hilarious, it was on a few weeks ago. The Republicans have done such a wonderful job, gee I am so happy the country's in this horrible war they started and whats even better, we are a trillion dollars in debt to Communist China now. Oh wait, that isn't funny.....
2006-08-26 17:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by jxt299 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Definitely a southerner
2006-08-26 17:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by jpj 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
take your stereo-typical B/S and pander it to someone who doesn't have a mind of their own!
I am DEMOCRAT, I am a VETERAN, and I was raised in and near PASCAGOULA, MISSISSIPPI and believe me your so-called humor doesn't pass on the street.
The difference between Democrats and repuglicans is that the Dems look at the big picture, while the repukelicans look at what money and civil rights that they can take from the rest of us.
(Patriot act sound right to you, or do you just not give a damn about civil rights, due process, or wire tapping?)
I imagine that you believe that everybody (but yourself and your butt buddies) can live on minimum wage.
You really need to turn the FAUX NEWS off!
2006-08-26 18:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by wi_saint 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Arkansan.
He wanted to take mah gun, and ah need thet fer huntin'.
2006-08-26 17:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by ed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought this website was for serious questions and answers, not a place to spew silly political propaganda.
Go away.
2006-08-26 17:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by ratboy 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Two in the head ... Mafia style.
2006-08-26 18:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋