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I have a poker shack deep in the swamps. During the last game I lost my house and I only have a few more days to vacate. The problem is I have a wife and five kids that I haven't told. I can't face it, so I am going to flee. What is better? Should I join the peace corp, or the army, or just become a homeless person? Keep in mind I am 39 years old so I may have a hard time surviving. I have about $3,000 left. If I move to some third world country, can I live like a king on $3,000 dollars? What would you do?

2006-08-26 10:44:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

8 answers

What would I do? Hmmmm. Tough one.


I guess, after much introspection (like 1 seconds worth), I would never have gambled away my friggin house, you moron.

2006-08-26 10:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by ffxi_minizilla 4 · 0 0

Considering you still are owed money from the raccoon job, the 6 women you need to either choose between or do them all, (and in this story, your wife), the astronaut job--that alone should pay well. Yes, you do have a problem. MENTAL

2006-08-26 18:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0 0

Take the entire 3000, bet it on a single hand of blackjack, and hope for the best.

2006-08-26 20:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dave 5 · 0 0

Either you are making this up or you are a real coward. If your story is true FESS UP!!!!!Your wife and kids deserve at least that must honesty from you.
Either way you need help, FAST!!!

2006-08-26 17:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sunny 2 · 0 0

why don't you move to the swamp.
Spoke to Shreck just now.
he will run it by Fiona but does not for see any problems.

2006-08-26 17:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Move to New Orleans and live on welfare...

2006-08-26 17:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

leave your family and i will personally find and hunt you down

2006-08-26 17:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by The Sheepdog 2 · 0 0

Just don't give it up. You don't HAVE to.

2006-08-26 17:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Susie 6 · 0 0

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