hello? is there anybody in there?

Question

just nod if you can hear me...
is there anyone home...
come on, now...
i hear your feeling down...
well I can ease your pain...
get you on your feet again...
relax...
ill need some information, first...
just the basic facts...
can you show me where it hurts

Answer 1

I am wondering that myself.... it appears so...my neighbour who assaulted me four days ago hasnt been hauled off YET...yeah I am serious, I was refused an ambulance on acount of my insurance and that I used them too many times in a year...cancer and 14 kidney stones twice...now remission...coolness huh? Right flank hurts like hell and i should be on a Demerol and Wild Turkey Drip......but I do not drink or do drugs...however after the ambulance refusal and pain off the charts, I was informed two nights later that the morphine had worn off at a hospital and that I now have permission to take Tylenol. I called a cab.... it was a nearly $60.00 ride....fortunately I had it....still limping and pain shooting thru the residual morphine, I am chilling with iced coffee and cold pepsi for tonite. My cable got really Dali on me, and has these psychedelic patterns that are kind of fun. I had $600.00 in the bank and was informed that I was over drawn $133.00 (bank error) oops! Got that out of the way...let me see.... well.... I decided to try to find a retreat where I can for FREE *Make note that if you know of one I need to go there for two months and heal* but smoking is essential. I cannot stop everything at one time.
I am getting Crisis calls frrom all over the country to do readings and guys I am just not there right now. Phone rings so much I installed a second line no one has the # to......(here the chick is getting smart.) I do need that retreat...no joke. Nothing like a 12 step programme...noooooo this chick does NOT go there to hold a Teddy and say "I am a Victim& I am a Survivor...." ...and then grieve my drug of choice or the afflictions of a painful childhood where all that really happened is I was a good kid and got the **** kicked out of me daily for years....I don't do the Victim Survivor thing....one just goes on.
You know, when you grieve your drug of choice it makes you want the damn thing so badly, WTF are you talking about it for? Trying to REALLY screw yourself up? Oh brilliant.
Yes...I AM IN HERE....i live in my head right now, wondering how long I can really stand this much physical pain...we will see.
Now...oh forgot...had a great amount of money taken from my mailbox....even the outgoing mail has been tamperd with....911 knows my voice now....they just call me by my first name and say "Hey! it's been a week what's new?" being outside is like standing in the middle of 4 Really Big Sweatty Sumo Wrestlers, I am walking w/ a limp which is so attractive (not) though I did manage to get cigs for the weekend so I do not have to "ENJOY" the dog days of summer in Akron. I did shave my legs today...which means I showered too. In the mood to make phone calls and ask for myself just to talk to some one.....sometimes it works.....I am not a pot smoker, in fact the only catnip thing I really have is writing. Which I am now letting you know that you are off the hook as I am winding this column up. No, I do NOT vote. I love red Jello....that is a 90's rehab thing....lemme see...well i guess that about wraps it up for a Saturday. it;s been an interesting week. I am in a fabulous mood, my hair turned out great.....I may call out for chinese....well u asked. OH! I am hiring a cleaning crew to do my rooms as I would just throw away my dishes...until then the toilet works this weekend so I am actually doing well. I don't need anything ..well maybe some Percocet...but hey ...I know those rules. Hope this finds you well.

Answer 2

Pink Floyd
Comfortably Numb

Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts,
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ok.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more ...Aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working. Good.
That'll keep you going for the show.
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

Answer 3

there is no pain
you are receding
a distant shipsmoke on the horizon
you are only coming through in waves
your lips move but I can't hear what you say

Answer 4

(nods) Now what in the world do you want from me?

Answer 5

I am here....I do not really hurt physically...I am just lonely for someone to accept me as I am

Answer 6

A couple of cap'n and cokes and i am "comfortably numb"

Answer 7

it don't hurt any where or place.. just looking at his ugly face . makes me want to cry , but I only sigh.. Why Why why??

Answer 8

madd deep son...but ur hurtin my head rite about now!

Answer 9

I like pie!!

Answer 10

you're living in the past man... contemporize man...