I have spent my life dreaming of being an astronaut and when i finally get a job at nasa I couldn't have been happier. The time has finally come for me to go into space but I have a problem. You see, during the last trip, one of the other astronauts came into contact with and swore allegiance to an alien overlord. I'm the only one he told. If I tell the other astronauts, they will surely cancel my trip into space, but if I don't tell, who knows what plan this other man is doing for the alien overlord. The results could be catastrophic. Do I give up my dream to possibly prevent a world calamity?
2006-08-26 10:11:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You need to tell! If this guy and his new friends eliminate the Big Mac, I'm hunting you down!
2006-08-26 10:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Ghost Hunters!They will go into space with you & let the alien overlord spank their bottoms while they film it & use audio tapes to translate his squeels of glee!
The overlord will be so mad at the other astronaut that he will call off the whole takeover & look for more perves to spank!
2006-08-26 10:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by Frogmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is what i'd do:
1. Get in car
2. Drive to therapist
3. Tell therapist.
4. Listen to therapist.
5. Spend your question points on something more worthwhile.
2006-08-26 10:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Kathy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what if you told and they still let the other guy go out into space then you have stopped nothing by telling you have only caused yourself to be grounded and possibly under psychiatric care as well.
2006-08-26 10:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by snail 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naw. The results could be the answer to all our world problems! Go for it. And when you reach Planet Zotos, say hi to mom for me.
2006-08-26 10:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by Emm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have the perfect person for you to talk to....he's great and has experience with this. His name is General Jack O'Neill. He and his team will surely help you out. Peace.
2006-08-26 10:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lilah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ground control to Major Tom
2006-08-26 10:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is above all these. He does not need feed. He does not feel hungry or thirsty or tired. He does not need rest. Please read the translation of the menaing of one Surah (Chapter) of Quran:
Say that the God is One and Only
He is slef sustained, doens not need any, and every one needs Him
Neither He was born to any, nor He gave birht to any
There is none comaparable to Him
2006-08-26 10:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by pathowiz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the help you need is not on the internet
2006-08-26 10:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by silentpyrate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no matter what, don't give up. follow what your heart says. things will be fine
2006-08-26 10:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋